What type of dog did the tweaker have?

A pure bred meth lab.

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Why do you need a licence for a dog and not for a cat ?

Cats can't drive !

What did the dog say when he sat on sand paper?

Ruff

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What type of board will you be riding?

Jesus: looks at feet They're using boards

How does one sink, that which floats?

How does one sync, that which floats Well, we type case the variable to make sure that both sides of the equation are of type, floats.

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What type of dog did the tweaker have?

A pure bred meth lab.

How much water does a frog need to breed?

Knee-deep! Knee-deep! Knee-deep!

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What type of dog did the tweaker have?

A pure bred meth lab.

What does a tweaker and a Jehovah's Witness have in common?

Both ride bicycles and are on a mission.