What type of dog did the tweaker have?

A pure bred meth lab.

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What kind of dog is a person's best friend?

A palmatian!

How do dogs save for retirement?

With a Ruff IRA.

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What type of tea is hard to swallow?

Reality

How do you know if a Muslim is laughing online?

He types, "HALOL"

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Which religion breeds terrorism the most?

Not Islam

Why did Maria Shriver marry Arnold Schwarzenegger?

To breed a Kennedy that could take a bullet.

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What do you call a tweaker (meth addict) who goes to church?

A Crystal Methodist.

What does a tweaker and a Jehovah's Witness have in common?

Both ride bicycles and are on a mission.