What type of dog did the tweaker have?

A pure bred meth lab.

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What does one dog say to the other when he just broke up with his girl friend?

Go and retrieve her!

What do you call a dog that can walk on its hind legs all the time?

A human.

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What type of energy supplement do terrorist take?

C4

What type of currency do people use in outer space?

STARbucks.

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How much water does a frog need to breed?

Knee-deep! Knee-deep! Knee-deep!

What do you call children born of ginger people?

Ginger-bred

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How many tweakers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Who wants to know

What do mormons and tweakers have in common?

They both ride bikes and are on a mission.