What type of dog did the tweaker have?

A pure bred meth lab.

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What's the difference between frat guys and dogs?

A dog has a better understanding of no.

What do you call a menagerie of dogs with overactive bowels?

A Shih Tzu.

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What type of cheese can you see in a mirror?

Halloumi! (Hello me)

Why are people still using a dictionary?

I just type the words into Google and see if it corrects me.

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What do you get when you breed an elephant with a rhino?

A visit from the university board of ethics.

Why does the baker have so many loaves?

Because they bred.

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What do you call a tweaker (meth addict) who goes to church?

A Crystal Methodist.

What does a tweaker and a Jehovah's Witness have in common?

Both ride bicycles and are on a mission.