How much water does a frog need to breed?

Knee-deep! Knee-deep! Knee-deep!

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How do you lead a horse to water?

With carrots

What can walk over the water, but can travel under the water without getting wet?

Jesus in a submarine.

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Why did the hipster salmon not get to breed?

He didnt use the main stream

Why did Maria Shriver marry Arnold Schwarzenegger?

To breed a Kennedy that could take a bullet.