How much water does a frog need to breed?

Knee-deep! Knee-deep! Knee-deep!

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What can we do to stop polluting our waters ?

Pupil: Stop taking baths

What do you call a man with no arms or legs... ... sitting at your door?

Matt. ...floating in your pool Bob. ...hanging on your wall Art. ... water skiing Skipper.

Breed Jokes More Breed Jokes

What do you get by cross-breeding a jehovahs witness and an atheist?

Someone who pointlessly knocks on the door.

What do you get if you breed a Green Lantern, a car and an atheist?

Willing suspension of disbelief