How much water does a frog need to breed?

Knee-deep! Knee-deep! Knee-deep!

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What do you get when you mix batteries and water?

Watt-er

What do you get if you water a melon?

a wet melon.

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How many pandas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Technically, just two, but it is really hard to get them to breed in captivity.

What do you call a family of redheads?

Gingerbread. Edit: This is more of an out-loud joke. So, maybe it'll help if it read: "Ginger-bred" instead.