How much water does a frog need to breed?

Knee-deep! Knee-deep! Knee-deep!

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What can we do to stop polluting our waters ?

Pupil: Stop taking baths

Where is the fire at?

The man replies: it's back there, I'm just going to get the water! (This is a true story, my uncle really said this)

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Which religion breeds terrorism the most?

Not Islam

What is the only breed of dog a boxer is afraid of?

A Doberman puncher!