What do you get if you water a melon?

a wet melon.

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Why did the water turn into steam?

It mistbehaved

What do you call a man with no arms or legs... ... sitting at your door?

Matt. ...floating in your pool Bob. ...hanging on your wall Art. ... water skiing Skipper.

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Why do melons insist on having big weddings?

Because they just cantaloupe.

Why do melons have traditional marriages?

Because they cantaloupe