What do you get if you water a melon?

a wet melon.

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Why are gold fish orange ?

The water makes them rusty !

What did water say when it found out hydrogen is a diatomic?

H2 Oh!

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Why do melons always have big weddings?

Because they can't elope.

Why do melons have traditional marriages?

Because they cantaloupe