What do you get if you water a melon?

a wet melon.

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What did the eskimo say when her water broke?

Oh no, my ice cracked!

Why won't the ocean let us drink its water?

Because it's too salty.

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Why do melons insist on having big weddings?

Because they just cantaloupe.

Why couldn't the melons be together?

Everyone knows melons cantaloupe.