Why don't melons marry on a whim?

They cantaloupe.

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Why did the 280-pound girl marry the 400-pound man?

She wanted a big wedding.

What do you call fruits that aren't allowed to marry?

OC Cantaloupes.

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Why couldn't the two melons go to Las Vegas for their wedding?

Because they're cantaloupes.

Why do melons insist on having big weddings?

Because they just cantaloupe.

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Why did the melon plan a big elaborate wedding?

Because he cantaloupe.

Why can't the two melons get married?

I don't know but they cantaloupe.

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Why was the little bear so spoiled ?

Because its mother panda'd to its every whim !

Why don't melons marry on a whim?

They cantaloupe.