Why don't melons marry on a whim?

They cantaloupe.

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Why did the melon get married in a church?

Because he was in love with a cantaloupe.

Where do rabbits go after they get married?

On a bunny-moon.

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Which fruit can never get married?

Melons, because they can'telope.

What do you get if you water a melon?

a wet melon.

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What did the melon say to the banana when it proposed?

Yes! But we cantaloupe.

Why did the melon plan a big elaborate wedding?

Because he cantaloupe.

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Why was the little bear so spoiled ?

Because its mother panda'd to its every whim !

Why don't melons marry on a whim?

They cantaloupe.