Why don't melons marry on a whim?

They cantaloupe.

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Why did the bee get married?

Because he found his honey.

How do you get a paper baby?

Marry an old bag.

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Why do melons always have traditional weddings?

They cantaloupe.

Why couldn't the melons secretly get married?

Because they were cant elopes

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What type of fruit is not allowed to get married?

Cantaloupe...

What kind of fruit isn't allowed to get married?

A cantaloupe.

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Why was the little bear so spoiled ?

Because its mother panda'd to its every whim !

Why don't melons marry on a whim?

They cantaloupe.