Why don't melons marry on a whim?

They cantaloupe.

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What do you call two spiders who just got married?

A: Newlywebs.

Whatever happened to the bedbugs who fell in love?

A: They got married in the spring.

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Why do melons tend to have large weddings?

They cantaloupe

Why are melons so lonely?

Because they cantaloupe

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What did the melon say to the banana when it proposed?

Yes! But we cantaloupe.

Why didn't the melons get married?

Because they cantaloupe...

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Why was the little bear so spoiled ?

Because its mother panda'd to its every whim !

Why don't melons marry on a whim?

They cantaloupe.