Why don't melons marry on a whim?

They cantaloupe.

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What fruit can't get married?

CANTELOPE

Why didn't the melon get married?

Because it can't elope.

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Which fruit can never get married?

Melons, because they can'telope.

Why have no melons ever gotten married in Vegas?

Because they can't elope!

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Where did the cantaloupe go for summer vacation?

John Cougar Mellencamp

Why do melons always have traditional weddings?

They cantaloupe.

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Why was the little bear so spoiled ?

Because its mother panda'd to its every whim !

Why don't melons marry on a whim?

They cantaloupe.