How do all races end in the desert?

In a cacti!

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How many members of Linkin Park does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, cuz in the end it doesn't even matter!!!

What spends a good 3 hours a day in my hand?

hint* it starts with P and ends with S. Pens! :D ... wait what were YOU THINKING ! ! !

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What did the man in the "Race for a Cure" say to the three people beside him?

we're walking four abreast."

Why didn’t the orange win the race?

It ran out of juice.

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

What do you call a waffle you drop in the desert?

San Diego San-dee-eygo sandee-eygo sandy-eggo i'll letmyselfout

What do you call a puppy in the desert?

Anyone else got some fun jokes your kids have told you?