How do all races end in the desert?

In a cacti!

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How did the mathematician reach the end of the Y-axis?

On a plane.

What's the difference between life and wife's rant?

Life eventually ends.

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What do we want? Racing car noises! When do we want them?

Neeeeeeeeooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Which cat won the race?

A: The English cat. Un deux trois cat sank.

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

Why is it impossible to starve in the desert?

Because of the sand which is there.

What do you call a penguin in the desert?

Lost.