How do all races end in the desert?

In a cacti!

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What do you find at an end of the rainbow?

Violet

What's the difference between a beer and a down syndrome kid?

If you end up with a badly poured beer you can blow it's head off.

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Which cat won the race?

A: The English cat. Un deux trois cat sank.

What's the worst news for a NASCAR driver before a race?

The track is alright."

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Why can't you starve in the desert?

Because of all the sandwiches there.

How do historians know that Joseph wasn't Jesus' dad?

Because when you're a carpenter in the desert you can't get wood.