How do all races end in the desert?

In a cacti!

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End Jokes More End Jokes

What begins with E, ends with E, and has one letter?

envelope

What do you call a loaf of bread when you cut off both ends?

A: Endless Bread!

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

Why didn’t the orange win the race?

It ran out of juice.

Why do the ghosts never win races?

Because they're always dead tired. I stole this from plain and simple. Just straight up stole it. Why? Because it made me laugh and I didn't see it posted here before.

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

Why is a Camel called the ship of the ship of the desert?

It's full of Arab Seamen.

How do historians know that Joseph wasn't Jesus' dad?

Because when you're a carpenter in the desert you can't get wood.