Why didn’t the orange win the race?

It ran out of juice.

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Why does Mexico never win the Olympics?

Because anyone who can run, jump, or swim already left.

Who won the race?

Society.

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What do you call batman when he runs out of church?

Christian bale

Why are we running so fast?

asked one. "Because" said the second "it says 'tear along the dotted line'!"

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Why did the electric car finish the race early?

It had a short circuit.

What does a color blind racist say?

I don't see color I see race

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What happened when the Orange slept with the skanky Lemon?

He got Lemonaids.

Why is the orange Rolling down the road?

Because it's run out of juice!!!!!! (:

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What did the vegetarian do to get ripped?

He juiced...

Which type of juice has the most mood swings?

Caprice Sun. OC