Why didn’t the orange win the race?

It ran out of juice.

Previous Random Joke Next
Win Jokes More Win Jokes

What do you call a crowd of chess players bragging about their wins in a hotel lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

How did the Canadian win the hockey game?

He took stEHreroids

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What's brown and runs around your garden?

Your fence.

What did the gamer say to the fleeing prisoner?

Run! escape!

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

Why did Michael Jackson always lose in a race?

Because he always came in a lil behind.

Why were you speeding when I stopped you?

Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.

Orange Jokes More Orange Jokes

Why doesn't orange rhyme with anything?

Because it's a Mandarin word

Why couldn't the apple send an e-mail to the orange?

Because the lime was engaged.

Juice Jokes More Juice Jokes

What made the orange stop suddenly?

It just ran out of juice.

What's the difference between juice and cider?

I can't go deep in juice.