Why are we running so fast?

asked one. "Because" said the second "it says 'tear along the dotted line'!"

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Tear Jokes More Tear Jokes

Why was the Berlin Wall torn down?

It didn't match with the Iron Curtains.

How does it feel to have your head separated from your body?

It tears your apart.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

What did the Canadian eel say when the bartender asked him if he'd had enough?

No, I think I'd like some more-ay.

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What do you call it if you were to second guess your decision to book time at a native american community?

That's a reservation reservation reservation. (Credit to Brian Regan)

What does Michael Jackson have in common with a second place racehorse?

They both came in a little behind.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What's the worst thing about running 100 meters in less than 10 seconds?

Being black.

How do you make a cat go "meow"?

Take it out of the freezer and run it through a bandsaw.

Dot Line Jokes More Dot Line Jokes

Where does Daredevil sign contracts?

On the dotted line. *Revised from an earlier attempt.

How do blind people sign contracts?

On the dotted line.