Why are we running so fast?

asked one. "Because" said the second "it says 'tear along the dotted line'!"

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How does it feel to have your head separated from your body?

It tears your apart.

Why did the tear testify in court?

Because he was an eye wetness.

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What's the best way to milk a sheep?

Ask Apple.

How do people know spiders are more afraid of me than I am of them?

Like, did you ask him Because only one of us is screaming right now.

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Which President had the shortest term?

Grover Cleveland. He was the twenty second President.

What does a redneck do after she bangs her second cousin?

She quits counting.

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What do you call batman when he runs out of church?

Christian bale

How to get a job without experience ?

Just run for office!

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Why are we running so fast?

asked one. "Because" said the second "it says 'tear along the dotted line'!"

Where does Daredevil sign contracts?

On the dotted line. *Revised from an earlier attempt.