Why is it customary to drink 8 mojitos a day in Cuba?

It's the Hemming way.

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Why do sailors drink so much?

We sleep better when the room is moving

What do people drink at Club Obi-Wan?

Qui-Gon Gin.

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Why did Microsoft skip straight to 10?

Because Windows 7, 8, 9. I'll see myself out.

What did the hotel clerk tell the guest with paruresis during check in?

Your in 8.

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Why does Cuba not have any casinos?

They Havana no money to spend.

Who's there ! Cuba ! Cuba who ?

Cuba wood !