Why is it customary to drink 8 mojitos a day in Cuba?

It's the Hemming way.

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What's worse: Alzheimer or Parkinson?

Alzheimer. I'd rather drink my beer shaking than forget to to drink it.

What does a college kid do when confronted by an evil spirit?

He drinks it just like he drinks every other kind of spirit.

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Why could 8 see that 6 was afraid of 7?

Because 7 was mean. Get it?

What walks on 8 legs until it's one years old, 4 legs until it's twenty years old and then 2 legs for the remainder of it's life?

Fred and George Weasley.

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What language do they speak in Cuba ?

Cubic !

Who's there ! Cuba ! Cuba who ?

Cuba wood !