Why was the volleyball player drunk at a game?

Because he spiked his drink

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Why do ghosts like going out?

So they can drink boo-ze and get sheet-faced.

Why did the man with an electric car think he had a dual exhaust?

He drank a lot of beer. He ate a lot of beans. *You love it.*

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What game do enemy naval officers play in the sauna?

Battleshvitz

What game do M Night Shymalan's family play at Christmas?

Secret Satan.

Spike Jokes More Spike Jokes

What's the difference between the Friendzone and the Endzone?

Unlike football, you'll never get to spike it in the Friendzone.

What happens when you spike Hawaiian Punch?

It gets a lil' kick. :)