Why was the volleyball player drunk at a game?

Because he spiked his drink

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What happens when a fly drinks rum?

It gets buzzed!

What's a snowman's favorite drink?

Bartender: idk Me: Brrrr-bon lol Bartender: ... Me: jk snowmen don't drink they aren't real

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Why is Pokemon quite realistic?

Because in the games, Bug-types are effective against Dark-types. Just like malaria in Africa.

What game do you play with a gospel choir?

Where's Whitey

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How did the pharmacist know his drink was spiked?

He fainted after the punch line.

What happens when you spike Hawaiian Punch?

It gets a lil' kick. :)