Why was the volleyball player drunk at a game?

Because he spiked his drink

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What do you call a preponderance of the evidence that your drink has been compromised?

Probable Cosby

What does Bill Cosby do when he can't sleep at night?

He finishes her drink EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea.

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What do you call a gaming double entendre?

A Ninutendo

What do they always forget to do after filming a season of Game of Thrones?

The last one out is meant to get the Wights

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What's the difference between the Friendzone and the Endzone?

Unlike football, you'll never get to spike it in the Friendzone.

Why doesn't Jesus play volleyball?

All those spikes hurt his hands