Why was the volleyball player drunk at a game?

Because he spiked his drink

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Why do jihadists drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the french press...

What is the definition of a semicolon?

Something I usually have after a long night of drinking.

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Why doesn't anyone watch women's hockey?

The games take 3 months to play!

What does a bird say when it wants revenge?

Toucan play at that game!

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Why was the Narwhal kicked off the volleyball team?

He was always spiking the ball.

Why doesn't Jesus play volleyball?

All those spikes hurt his hands