What is the best kind of plate for a continental breakfast?

a tectonic plate!

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What is the best kind of plate for a continental breakfast?

a tectonic plate!

What is a dog's favourite food ?

Anything that is on your plate !

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What did the tectonic plate say to the other tectonic plate when he bumped into the him?

Sorry, my fault.

What is it called when two tectonic plates have a romantic relationship?

Subduction!

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Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide & seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus

Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide &amp seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus