What is the best kind of plate for a continental breakfast?

a tectonic plate!

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What did the plate say to the fork?

Don't worry, the dinner's on me.

Why should you serve Eggs Benedict on shiny metal dishes?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise.

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What did one tectonic plate say to the other tectonic plate?

Bro, do you even shift?"

What is it called when two tectonic plates have a romantic relationship?

Subduction!

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What is the best kind of weed?

When I'm weed you )

What's the best kind of vegetable to bring to a party?

A turn up