What is the best kind of plate for a continental breakfast?

a tectonic plate!

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What do you call someone who breaks a plate and then apologizes?

Dishrespectful...

How many plates do you need to draw a picture?

Tenplates

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What is the best kind of plate for a continental breakfast?

a tectonic plate!

Why do tectonic plates wear diapers?

Because they're in continents.

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What is the best kind of dog to ask for directions?

A Chihuahua because it knows all the shortcuts!

What's the best kind of guy to get fingered by?

One with Parkinson's disease!