What is the best kind of plate for a continental breakfast?

a tectonic plate!

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What is a dog's favourite food ?

Anything that is on your plate !

What did the plate say to the mug?

Food's on me tonight.

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Why do tectonic plates wear diapers?

Because they're in continents.

What did the tectonic plate say when it bumped into another?

Sorry, my fault.

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What is the best kind of dog to ask for directions?

A Chihuahua because it knows all the shortcuts!

What's the best kind of guy to get fingered by?

One with Parkinson's disease!