What is the best kind of plate for a continental breakfast?

a tectonic plate!

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What did the plate say to the mug?

Food's on me tonight.

Where does Saddam Hussein keep his plates?

In Iraq.

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What does one tectonics plate say to another after an earthquake?

It's not your fault.

What did the tectonic plate say when it bumped into another?

Sorry, my fault.

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Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide & seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus

What's the best kind of alcohol for your liver?

Nonanol.