When pigs have a party who jumps out of the cake?

Nobody. The pigs all jump in.

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Party Jokes More Party Jokes

What do you call a party with 100 midgets?

A little get together.

How was the party last night?

17: It was fun. The cops came. Me: What 17: Nah, it's cool. We got away. Me: That's my girl.

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What do you get when you cross a snake and a kangaroo?

A:('A jump rope')"

Why did all the potato chips but one jump off the cliff?

He was a Wise Potato Chip.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What would you call it if pigs were flying yesterday?

Swine flu

What did the pig do when a beetle landed in his feed trough?

He ate it quickly before the others could ask him to share.

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What is the difference between a baker baking a cake and a gynecologist giving an exam?

A few degrees.

How do you get an anorexic chick in bed?

Well, it ain't a piece of cake.