When pigs have a party who jumps out of the cake?

Nobody. The pigs all jump in.

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Party Jokes More Party Jokes

What did the carrot say when the last vegetable arrived at the party?

TURNIP

What kinda vegetables like to party?

Lettuce turnip da beet!

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What's the difference between a basketball player and a mexican?

Nothing, they both run, jump, shoot and steal.

Why doesn't Mexico have any good athletes?

Because anybody who can run, jump, and swim is already in America

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

How does one turn a fox into a pig?

Marry her.

What do you get when you cross a pig and a Christmas tree...?

A Porky-Pine

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How do you get an anorexic chick in bed?

Well, it ain't a piece of cake.

What kind of tools do I need to make a cake?

Him: The fact that you're calling ingredients tools means u shouldnt be in charge of this.