When pigs have a party who jumps out of the cake?

Nobody. The pigs all jump in.

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What did the older terrorist say to the younger terrorist before he headed out for a party?

Go on, have a blast.

What did the hippie say when asked to leave the party?

Namaste.

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Did you hear about the cow who jumped over the barbed wire fence?

It was udder destruction.

What's grey and wrinkly and jumps every twenty seconds ?

An elephant with hiccups !

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What does a pig put on it's nose for a sunburn?

Oinkment!

Why did the farmer name his pig Ink?

Because he kept running out of the pen.

Cake Jokes More Cake Jokes

How do I like my eggs?

Umm in a cake.

Why did the cardiologist bake a cake with partially hydrogenated oil?

Because he took the hypocritic oath