What do you call a pig with no legs?

A groundhog

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What did the blondes left leg say to her right?

Nothing... They've never met

How does a black man ride a black stallion?

With no legs.

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How does a pig write home?

With a pig pen.

What do you call a pig that votes?

Polled pork.

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What's the American settler's spirit animal?

The groundhog.

What does it mean when a groundhog sees a maple leaf on feb. 02?

six more weeks of bad hockey!