What do you call a pig with no legs?

A groundhog

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What do you call someone with no arms and no legs being towed behind your boat?

Skip.

How much did the skeleton charge for his excellent legal services?

An arm and a leg.

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What's the difference between men and pigs?

Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.

Why did the farmer name his pig Ink?

Because he kept running out of the pen.

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What do you call a pig with no legs?

A groundhog

What does it mean when a groundhog sees a maple leaf on feb. 02?

six more weeks of bad hockey!