What do you call a pig with no legs?

A groundhog

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What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and is on fire?

Bernie.

What do you call a mentally ill person without arms and legs?

Call him whatever you want, its not like he's gonna get up and do anything about it.

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What do you get when you cross a pig with a billy goat?

A crashing bore.

What do you call a pig who's been arrested for dangerous driving ?

A road hog !

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What's the American settler's spirit animal?

The groundhog.

What does it mean when a groundhog sees a maple leaf on feb. 02?

six more weeks of bad hockey!