What do you call a pig with no legs?

A groundhog

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call someone with no legs?

30 a week poorer.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs playing in the leaves?

Russell.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What's that pig doing in the middle of the road with a red light on its head?

Didn't you tell me to put out a stop swine

What do you say about a pig who acquires a lot of cash?

He's making bankon.

Groundhog Jokes More Groundhog Jokes

What's the American settler's spirit animal?

The groundhog.

What does it mean when a groundhog sees a maple leaf on feb. 02?

six more weeks of bad hockey!