What did the blondes left leg say to her right?

Nothing... They've never met

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Why do sumo wrestles shave their legs?

So that you can tell them apart from feminists

What do you call a man on your porch?

Mat. I neglected to mention he has no arms or legs.

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Why did the old man get kicked off the nudist colony's golf course?

He kept leaving ball marks on the greens.

Why are sardines the stupidest fish in the sea ?

Because they climb into tins close the lid and leave teh key outside !

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Why do blondes like tilt steering?

A: More head room

Why didn't the blondes go to the movies on one buck night?

A: They couldn't fit a deer into the car.

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What gives a ghost the right to haunt people?

A haunting license

Why have all the immigrants left?

They had no rights.