What did the blondes left leg say to her right?

Nothing... They've never met

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What has eight legs and an IQ of forty?

Four guys watching a baseball game.

What has four legs and an arm?

A happy pit bull.

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What did the Challenger Austronaut day to his wife before he left?

You feed the kids, I'll feed the fishes."

What was left in the bathroom on the starship Enterprise?

The Captain's Log.

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Why are blondes like corn flakes?

A: Because they're simple easy and they taste good.

What do you call a brunette and three blondes in a corner?

A: You don't you see if you've got 3 condoms.

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Why does Beyonce sing "To the left, to the left?

Because black people have no rights

Why are people not right in the head?

Because on the left side of the brain there is nothing right and on the right side there is nothing left!