What did the blondes left leg say to her right?

Nothing... They've never met

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Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So people don't confuse them for feminists.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs at your front door?

Matt

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What time do Germans leave their dentist appointments?

2:39

What's a girl gotta do to get a drink?

Me: You just give the bartender your order. Her: ... Me: It's really pretty easy. Her: *leaves*

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How many blondes does it take to screw a light bulb??

Just 1...blondes will screw anything.

What's the difference between a Blonde and a person with a different colour of hair?

The blonde sure doesn't know.

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What gives a ghost the right to haunt people?

A haunting license

Why does Beyonce sing "To the left, to the left?

Because black people have no rights