What did the blondes left leg say to her right?

Nothing... They've never met

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How do you keep your hair from blowing everywhere when you drive in a convertible?

Cross your legs

What has four legs and goes 'Boo'?

A cow with a cold.

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What did the Men's Right's Activist say when he left his piano out in the rain?

MUH SOGGY KEYS!

Why is Beyonce always singing about going "To the left"?

Because women have no rights.

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Why do blondes occupy about 90% of the net bandwidth?

A: Because they keep accidentally deleting their copies of the blonde joke list.

What is the difference between blondes and traffic signs?

A: Some traffic signs say stop.

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Why can't mites race in NASCAR?

Because mites make rights, not lefts.

What did the blondes left leg say to her right?

Nothing... They've never met