What did the blondes left leg say to her right?

Nothing... They've never met

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What is brown and has got four legs and an arm?

A Rottweiler on a children's playground.

What do you call a kid with no arms and legs and severe Down syndrome?

Names

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How do you tell the difference between the staff and the inmates at a psychiatric hospital?

The patients get better and leave. Not everyone of the patients thinks he is God. The staff have the keys!

How are Lindsay Lohan and the Note 7 alike?

The both leave your crotch on fire

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How many blondes does it take to play Hide and Seek?

A: One.

What do you call a swimming pool full of blondes?

A: Frosted Flakes.

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Why are black people always wrong?

They have no rights.

Why did the left shoe marry the right?

Because they were "sole"-mates :)