Why are atoms so serious?

Because they're no laughing matter.

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Why didn't DiCaprio laugh at Oscar joke?

Because he didn't get it.

Why does a German always have the last laugh?

He has to wait for the verb.

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Why are atoms so serious?

Because they're no laughing matter.

How does an atom with bad grammar respond to an order?

I on it.

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Why was the 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 was a registered six offender... that's not a laughing matter...

Why can't Californians stop at stop signs?

I don't know and this is not a laughing matter.