Why are atoms so serious?

Because they're no laughing matter.

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Why should you never laugh at thieves in a car-accident?

It could be your car

What do you call it when a hedge fund manager loses his job to a Watson inspired AI built by IBM?

It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.

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Why cant you trust an atom?

Because they make up literally everything

Why should you never date an atom?

The split is gonna be explosive

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Why can't Californians stop at stop signs?

I don't know and this is not a laughing matter.

Why are atoms so serious?

Because they're no laughing matter.