Why are atoms so serious?

Because they're no laughing matter.

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What did the feminist say when she saw a guy laughing at her picture on the Internet?

Topical meme."

How do u get a pool table to laugh?

tickle its balls.

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Why are atoms untrustworthy?

They make up everything. Credit to from an askreddit thread about what not to trust.

Why are atoms so serious?

Because they're no laughing matter.

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Why was the 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 was a registered six offender... that's not a laughing matter...

Why can't Californians stop at stop signs?

I don't know and this is not a laughing matter.