Why are atoms so serious?

Because they're no laughing matter.

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How do u get a pool table to laugh?

tickle its balls.

What does it take to make a squid laugh?

Ten tickles.

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Why are atoms untrustworthy?

They make up everything. Credit to from an askreddit thread about what not to trust.

What's a bear's favorite fruit?

Tom ( ). Explanation: Bears are made up of atoms. Plug:

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Why was the 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 was a registered six offender... that's not a laughing matter...

Why can't Californians stop at stop signs?

I don't know and this is not a laughing matter.