Why are atoms so serious?

Because they're no laughing matter.

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What the sound of a rainbow laughing?

Hue hue hue hue

Why did God invent economists?

So accountants could have someone to laugh at.

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Why did the atoms cross the road?

It was time to split.

What kind of fish is made of just two atoms?

2 Na

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Why are atoms so serious?

Because they're no laughing matter.

Why can't Californians stop at stop signs?

I don't know and this is not a laughing matter.