What do you get when you mix a public speaker with someone who had tourettes?

A clock! One provides the tic, the other provides the talk Credit to my Autistic Big Bro

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What happens when you mix a snowman and a vampire?

Frostbite

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Truuuuuuuuuuu-moooooooooooooooooo!!!

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Jack and the beans talk

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Because you lose every time you talk about him ( )

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Why should you There's a clock on the oven.

Why did the clock phone the ruler?

Because desperate times call for desperate measures....

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What did Drake Bell say to Batman?

Sorry, still calling you Bruce! I found this on Facebook somewhere; I dunno who to get credit to.

What do you get when you mix a public speaker with someone who had tourettes?

A clock! One provides the tic, the other provides the talk Credit to my Autistic Big Bro

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What do you get when you mix a public speaker with someone who had tourettes?

A clock! One provides the tic, the other provides the talk Credit to my Autistic Big Bro

What do you call a Russian with Tourette's syndrome?

Yukanol Fukov

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What do you get when you mix a public speaker with someone who had tourettes?

A clock! One provides the tic, the other provides the talk Credit to my Autistic Big Bro

What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics ?

All sorts of antics !