What gets you hot, baby?

Me: mmm, talk to me in an accent. H: Zoinks, like, there's a ghost! Let's get out of here Scoob! M: *swoons*

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What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

please let me know... I have a terrible sense of humor!

Where do I see myself in ten years?

I don't know. Let me think. *pictures self riding jet ski made of bones through space*

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What is the difference between a introverted engineer and an extroverted engineer?

What is the difference between a introverted engineer and an extroverted engineer? An introverted engineer looks at his feet when he talks to you. An extroverted engineer looks at YOUR feet when he talks to you!

What did the banana say to the apple?

Nothing. Fruits can't talk. Idiot.

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby?

I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline

Which one was bigger?

The baby. It was a little Bigger.

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How many mm3 of dirt is there in a hole 1m x 1m x 1m?

There is no dirt in the hole!

What's that awful thing called... M: ... J: You wake up with it after you drink?

M: Linda.

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What does the ghost like on his roast beef?

grave-y gravy

What did the ghost say when he got to the halloween party?

Im here for the boos.

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What gets you hot, baby?

Me: mmm, talk to me in an accent. H: Zoinks, like, there's a ghost! Let's get out of here Scoob! M: *swoons*

Who's cheese is on those chips?

Fixed And I said, "Well, obviously *na-chos*." Get it It sounds like '*not yours*' with an accent.