How many mm3 of dirt is there in a hole 1m x 1m x 1m?

There is no dirt in the hole!

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What does 1+1=?

Window.

What kind of milk does Mitt Romney drink?

1%

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Why should you bring two pairs of pants when you golf?

In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)

What has holes in it, and travels down an alley?

Batman: my parents Riddler: no its a bowling ball! I-im so sorry!

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How is everything?

ME: Soul crushing and void of meaning W: I meant your meal M: Soul crushing, void of meaning, and needs salt

What do you call a cowboy with a case of bad gas?

Darn tootin'! (this is so dumb im sorry)

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Why did cavemen drag their women around by the hair and not the feet?

Because if they drug them by the feet the would have filled with dirt.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the dirt, then cross back over?

Because he's a dirty double crosser.