How many mm3 of dirt is there in a hole 1m x 1m x 1m?

There is no dirt in the hole!

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How many dubstep fans does it take to clean a shower?

100. 1 to actually clean the shower, and 99 to stand around and talk about how filthy it is.

How many Arabs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1.. 2.. 3.. BOOM

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What do you call it when the bull impales the bullfighter?

A hole in Juan!

What purrs along the road and leaves holes in the lawn?

A Moles Royce.

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What a crazy weekend! Me: takes a knee CW: What are you doing?

M: Protesting this conversation.

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

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Why did the caveman drag his cavewoman around by the hair?

A: Because if he dragged her around by the feet she would fill up with dirt.

Why do towels get dirty?

If we use towels just to dry ourselves after washing off dirt and what not. Why do they get dirty??