How many mm3 of dirt is there in a hole 1m x 1m x 1m?

There is no dirt in the hole!

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What the problem?

Man 1: *Sighs* " I guess i'm just having some problems with my inner-sole "

What did Picard say to Riker when the knitting machine wouldn't print single digits?

Make it sew number 1!

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How many South Dakotans does it take to go ice fishing?

Four. One to cut the hole in the ice and three to push the boat through.

How do you get out?

You look in the mirror and see what you saw. Take the saw and saw the table in half. Two half's make a whole, go through the hole.

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Why was the potato chip angry?

Because he was salty

How can I trust you again?

H: She meant nothing to me! M: Not that. You bought lite sour cream!

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What Color Is It?

In case you hadn't noticed, the color of the wind is 'blew.' Water always looks 'wet' to me. Dirt is oviously 'dirty.' Soup seems 'soupy.' If you can't find those Crayons in your box, contact CRAYOLA.

Why did cavemen drag their women around by the hair and not the feet?

Because if they drug them by the feet the would have filled with dirt.