What does a libertarian apparition say to the cops?

Am I free to ghost "

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Why was the cop absent from work?

He had swine flu

What do you call a cop who doesn't shoot innocent black people?

1. Acquitted 2. Fired, retired or expired

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What do you call a ghost in the Outback?

An Apparigine!

What do ghosts get arrested for?

Possession.