What does a libertarian apparition say to the cops?

Am I free to ghost "

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Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

What is the worst city to be a cop in?

Baltimore, I hear it's backbreaking work.

How many black people are needed to change a light bulb?

One less now, because the one who tried to steal the light bulb was shot by the cops.

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What is the worst race of ghosts?

Spooks

Why didn't the ghost have any babies?

Because he had a Halloweenie! (Hollow-weenie)