What does a libertarian apparition say to the cops?

Am I free to ghost "

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What did the painting on the wall say to the cop?

I've been framed!

How was the party last night?

17: It was fun. The cops came. Me: What 17: Nah, it's cool. We got away. Me: That's my girl.

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Why'd you give me ghost shaped candy?

Cuz you my BOO"

What do ghosts say when a girl footballer is sent off ?

Ban-she ban-she !