Why did the cannibal leave the restaurant?

Because he got cold feet.

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What did the hippie say when you told him to leave your house?

Namaste

What happens when you take the tea away from your guest?

He's left there trying to "guess" what happened.

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When/why do feminists hate cannibals?

When they make sandwiches, because they're man-spreading.

What did the cannibal have for lunch?

Baked beings (beans).

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Why couldn't the Italian chef get into his restaurant?

Gnocchi.

What restaurant does a fast food worker/hacker work at?

HackDonalds.

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Why did the cannibal leave the restaurant?

Because he got cold feet.

Why didn't the penguin jump off the iceberg?

Because he got cold feet.