Why did the cannibal leave the restaurant?

Because he got cold feet.

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How do you leave a bunch of idiots in suspense?

I'll tell you guys tomorrow

What's the hardest part of breaking up with a leper ?

They always leave a piece of themselves behind.

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What happened to the entertainer who did a show for the cannibals ?

He went down really well !

What does a cannibal bring to a barbecue?

OC) Brats!

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What did the newly paroled French prisoner name his restaurant?

Attempted Crepe

Why Arent You Taking Me With You To Bangkok?

Husband: Because Nobody Carries A Tiffin To A Restaurant. "If U Didn't Get It Go Watch Pogo":p

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What did Mike Tyson call the groom with cold feet?

A Puthy

Why didn't the penguin close on his mortgage?

He had cold feet.