Why did the cannibal leave the restaurant?

Because he got cold feet.

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How many ears do Star Trek fans have?

3, Right Ear, Left Ear and The Final Front-Ear.

What did the balding German frau exclaim when her husband left her?

Ach! I tink I'm losing mein Herr!

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How many cannibals does it take to make a sandwich?

Two.

What does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend?

Flush

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What do you call a vampire who owns a restaurant?

Count Spatula

How do dogs order eggs at restaurants?

A: Pooched.

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Why didn't the penguin close on his mortgage?

He had cold feet.

What did Mike Tyson call the groom with cold feet?

A Puthy