Why did the cannibal leave the restaurant?

Because he got cold feet.

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What did the wife say as she left her Mexican husband?

I'm sorry but I love another Juan.

What did the right eye said to the left?

Between me and you, "something smells".

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What's the definition of "Trust"?

Two cannibals giving each other head

Why do SJWs hate cannibals?

They're always man-spreading on their sandwiches.

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What would you call a restaurant for anorexics?

The Empty Plate...

Why did the scientist get punched in the restaurant?

He ordered some NaCl.

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Why are penguins so shy?

They always get cold feet.

Why didn't the penguin close on his mortgage?

He had cold feet.