Why couldn't the Italian chef get into his restaurant?

Gnocchi.

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What do you call a sketchy Italian neighborhood?

A spaghetto

How do you stop an Italian from talking?

Tie his hands together

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Why is the Statue of Liberty a woman?

Because the head had to be empty in order to build a restaurant.

What's the definition of a cannibal?

Some who goes into a restaurant and orders a waiter!

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Why couldn't the Italian chef get into his restaurant?

Gnocchi.

Why does the Italian pasta maker always get locked out of his house?

because he has gnocchi

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How did the Italian chef break up with his girlfriend?

Pasta la vista, baby."

What happened to the Italian chef when he died?

He .