Why couldn't the Italian chef get into his restaurant?

Gnocchi.

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What is an Italian with Alzheimer's favorite espresso drink?

Affogato!

What do you call... What do you call an Italian romance novel model who's let himself go?

Flabio.

Restaurant Jokes More Restaurant Jokes

What restaurant does a fast food worker/hacker work at?

HackDonalds.

What do you call a grenade thrown into a restaurant in France?

French Toast.

Gnocchi Jokes More Gnocchi Jokes

Why couldn't the Italian man start his car?

gnocchi

Why couldn't the Italian get into his house?

Because he had gnocchi.

Italian Chef Jokes More Italian Chef Jokes

How do Italian Chefs swap recipes?

By Spaghett-e-mail!

What happened when the Italian chef died?

He pasta away