Why couldn't the Italian chef get into his restaurant?

Gnocchi.

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What's the difference between Italian and Polish sausage?

About 2-3 inches.

What did the Mexican say to the Italian?

Que pasta

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Why doesn't this restaurant have any specials?

Waiter: Because nothing about this food is special.

What is the worst dinosaur to take to a restaurant?

A pretentious connoisseurous.

Gnocchi Jokes More Gnocchi Jokes

Why couldn't the restaurant patron get into his car?

He had Gnocchi.

Why couldn't the Italian chef get into his restaurant?

Gnocchi.

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How do Italian Chefs swap recipes?

By Spaghett-e-mail!

What did the Italian chef say when his boss tried to pick a fight?

You wanna pizza me !