Why couldn't the Italian chef get into his restaurant?

Gnocchi.

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What's the Italian word for suppository?

Innuendo

What do you call a robbery of Italian ice cream?

Grand Theft Gelato

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Why should you never take a swordfish out to dinner?

Because you'll get stuck with the bill, and if you don't have money to pay the restaurant will call the cods on you. Fin.

Why did the bird go to the restaurant?

Tweet!

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Why does the Italian pasta maker always get locked out of his house?

because he has gnocchi

Why couldn't the restaurant patron get into his car?

He had Gnocchi.

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How did the Italian chef break up with his girlfriend?

Pasta la vista, baby."

What happened when the Italian chef died?

He pasta away