Why did the bird go to the restaurant?

Tweet!

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What's the definition of a cannibal?

Some who goes into a restaurant and orders a waiter!

Why did the teddy bear leave the restaurant?

He was stuffed.

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How many birds can play tic-tac-toe?

Toucan

What Bird?

Which bird symbolizes love? Swallow.

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How is it May already?

Day coming up tomorrow where people who don't know how calendars work tweet.

Why can't we edit tweets?

Because if we could I would edit a tweet with 2,000 retweets to say "RT if you hate puppies and babies."