Why did the bird go to the restaurant?

Tweet!

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Why did the teddy bear leave the restaurant?

He was stuffed.

What's a bulimic cheerleaders favourite restaurant?

In'n'Out Burger

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What kind of STD does a bird get?

Chirpies. :-)

What kind of bird opens doors ?

A kiwi !

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Why have a ballroom, with no Balls?

Disney's Frozen I paused the movie to tweet this...

What am I doing with the rest of my life?

I don't even know what I'm doing with the rest of this tweet...