Why did the bird go to the restaurant?

Tweet!

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Restaurant Jokes More Restaurant Jokes

What do you call a restaurant that sells food that contains weed?

McBongald's

Where did the API go to eat?

To the RESTaurant.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What bird can write underwater?

A ball-point Penguin!

Why is it called extra virgin olive oil?

Because they grow the olives inside, away from the birds and the bees.

Tweet Jokes More Tweet Jokes

How is it May already?

Day coming up tomorrow where people who don't know how calendars work tweet.

What's white & falls from the sky?

The coming of the Lord." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ...please enjoy this tweet. I'm going to hell.