What bird can write underwater?

A ball-point Penguin!

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Why did the boy carry a clock and a bird on Halloween ?

It was for 'tick or tweet' !

What did the umpire say when Randy Johnson hit a bird with his pitch?

Fowl ball.

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What's yours?

ME: "I write and want to dir--" "GUNSHOT*

How do you tell a racist joke without getting in trouble?

Write it down.

Penguin Jokes More Penguin Jokes

What do you call a penguin with a smoking problem?

It's a puffin!

Why couldn't the penguin turn around in the phone booth?

Because he had a javelin through his head.

Underwater Jokes More Underwater Jokes

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air ?

A seahorse !

What bird can write underwater?

A ball-point Penguin!