What bird can write underwater?

A ball-point Penguin!

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What do you get when you cross a Doberman with a bird?

A Doberman fincher!

Why couldn't the lake birds get along?

Because they were SWAN enemies.

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Why does Bernie Sanders write in lowercase letters?

Because he hates capitalism.

What does a rapper use to write their songs?

Word,yo.

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What's the difference between a loaf of bread and a penguin?

I don't know what " "We're sure not sending you to the store!"

Who's the only living relative of penguin?

His Aunt Arctica

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What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air ?

A seahorse !

What bird can write underwater?

A ball-point Penguin!