What bird can write underwater?

A ball-point Penguin!

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What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon ?

A bird who knocks before delivering its message !

What do you do when a bird attacks you?

Duck.

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What is posthumous work ?

Something written by someone after they are dead !

What did one potatoe say to another?

Dan Quayle wrote this joke.

Penguin Jokes More Penguin Jokes

Why so angry, you cute little fella?

The penguin looks up to him and says "flight's delayed."

What's the difference between a loaf of bread and a penguin?

I don't know what " "We're sure not sending you to the store!"

Underwater Jokes More Underwater Jokes

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air ?

A seahorse !

What bird can write underwater?

A ball-point Penguin!