What bird can write underwater?

A ball-point Penguin!

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Why did the worm want to learn kung-fu?

so he could flip the bird

What language do birds speak ?

Pigeon English !

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Why did the hipster burn the roof of his mouth?

He ate his pizza before it was cool. (Written anonymously in the bathroom at work, a pizza joint.)

What happens to Stephen Hawking when he stops laughing?

He writes scary stories.

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What's black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white?

A Penguin rolling down a hill What's black and white and laughing The penguin who pushed him

Why couldn't the penguin turn around in the phone booth?

Because he had a javelin through his head.

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What bird can write underwater?

A ball-point Penguin!

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air ?

A seahorse !