What bird can write underwater?

A ball-point Penguin!

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What kind of bird does 2 Chainz own?

Toucan

Why is it called extra virgin olive oil?

Because they grow the olives inside, away from the birds and the bees.

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Why should you wear a condom when writing C++ code?

It's full of std vectors.

Why is history called His story?

Because it's written by the Victors, not the Victorias.

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What do you call a cross between a penguin and a cow?

Pregnant

Why are penguins so shy?

They always get cold feet.

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What bird can write underwater?

A ball-point Penguin!

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air ?

A seahorse !