Why couldn't the penguin turn around in the phone booth?

Because he had a javelin through his head.

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

Why did the former fitter turned baker enter the lottery?

To win dough.

What's the difference between Rutgers and Rikers?

One turns young people into horrible human beings and the other is jail.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

How do you know Kurt Cobain didn't have dandruff?

A bit of his head and shoulders were found behind the couch.

Why is Vanilla Ice scratching his head?

Lice. Lice, maybe.

Penguin Jokes More Penguin Jokes

How does a penguin build it’s house?

Igloos it together.

What's black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white?

A Penguin rolling down a hill What's black and white and laughing The penguin who pushed him

Javelin Jokes More Javelin Jokes

How is playing a bagpipe like throwing a javelin blindfolded?

A. You don't have to be very good to get people's attention.

Why couldn't the cat walk through the door?

it had a javelin through it's head.

Phone Booth Jokes More Phone Booth Jokes

What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck

How many dead babies can you fit in a phone booth?

78.5