Why couldn't the penguin turn around in the phone booth?

Because he had a javelin through his head.

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Why was Cinderella able to surf the web?

Because he footman turned into a mouse.

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Drive a bus through a pride parade

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Whats the last thing to go through the heads of the 9/11 jumpers?

Their knees

What did on western cheese say to the other?

You gouda bounty on your head. You cheddar be here when I get back.

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What do you call a 30 foot purple dinosaur named Fred who has acne and is scared of penguins?

Fred.

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A peng-lose!

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What's black, white, red, and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her head.

What's black and white and red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her head

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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck

Why couldn't the penguin turn around in the phone booth?

Because he had a javelin through his head.