Why couldn't the penguin turn around in the phone booth?

Because he had a javelin through his head.

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

How do you shoot a blue elephant?

With a blue elephant gun. You hold his trunk until he turns blue, then you shoot him with the blue elephant gun Edit: My 5 year old nephew loves this joke.

What's the difference between a nuclear reactor and a woman?

Inserting a rod into the reactor turns it off.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What does 007 wear on his head?

A Bondana.

Where do you touch a woman to give yourself the most pleasure?

The back of her head.

Penguin Jokes More Penguin Jokes

Why do penguins never go to England?

Because they're afraid of Wales!

How does a penguin make a decision?

Flipper coin. Again, I shall take my leave.

Javelin Jokes More Javelin Jokes

What's black &amp white and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her neck.

What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?

A nun with a javelin in her throat. (The only joke I can ever recall when asked for one. Told to me by my art teacher in Grade 11. Needless to say, he was my favourite teacher)

Phone Booth Jokes More Phone Booth Jokes

What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck

Why did the football player tackle the phone booth?

To get his quarter back! Hahahahahha