What do you call a 30 foot purple dinosaur named Fred who has acne and is scared of penguins?

Fred.

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Whatever for?

Fred: Then you'd be in a cast for weeks.

What walks on 8 legs until it's one years old, 4 legs until it's twenty years old and then 2 legs for the remainder of it's life?

Fred and George Weasley.

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What do you call a 30 foot purple dinosaur named Fred who has acne and is scared of penguins?

Fred.

Why do all blacks have acne?

Because they all have black heads.

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What do you call a cross between a penguin and a cow?

Pregnant

Who do penguins celebrate Hanukkah with?

The Icebergs

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What do you call a 30 foot purple dinosaur named Fred who has acne and is scared of penguins?

Fred.

What is 30 feet long and has 42 teeth?

A bus full of rednecks