What do you call a 30 foot purple dinosaur named Fred who has acne and is scared of penguins?

Fred.

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What do you call a 30 foot purple dinosaur named Fred who has acne and is scared of penguins?

Fred.

Who was that on the phone Fred?

Fred: No one important. Just some man who said it was long distance from Australia so I told him I knew that already and put the phone down !

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How can you tell you have a really bad case of acne?

It is when the blind try to read your face

What do you call a 30 foot purple dinosaur named Fred who has acne and is scared of penguins?

Fred.

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What do you call a 30 foot purple dinosaur named Fred who has acne and is scared of penguins?

Fred.

What's the difference between a loaf of bread and a penguin?

I don't know what " "We're sure not sending you to the store!"

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What do you call a 30 foot purple dinosaur named Fred who has acne and is scared of penguins?

Fred.

What is 30 feet long and has 42 teeth?

A bus full of rednecks