What do you call a 30 foot purple dinosaur named Fred who has acne and is scared of penguins?

Fred.

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Fred Jokes More Fred Jokes

Who was that on the phone Fred?

Fred: No one important. Just some man who said it was long distance from Australia so I told him I knew that already and put the phone down !

Who's there ! A Fred ! A Fred who ?

Who's a Fred of the Big Bad Wolf

Acne Jokes More Acne Jokes

Whats the difference between a priest and acne?

One waits till you're 14 before coming on your face.

How can you tell you have a really bad case of acne?

It is when the blind try to read your face

Penguin Jokes More Penguin Jokes

What do you call a penguin that can't win?

A peng-lose!

What's your enemy called?

Dr Doom. Yours " "Joker" stifles laughter "I HAVE OTHERS" "Ye-" "Penguin" just loses it

30 Foot Jokes More 30 Foot Jokes

What do you call a 30 foot purple dinosaur named Fred who has acne and is scared of penguins?

Fred.

What is 30 feet long and has 42 teeth?

A bus full of rednecks