What do you call a 30 foot purple dinosaur named Fred who has acne and is scared of penguins?

Fred.

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Fred Jokes More Fred Jokes

Why do you want to work in a bank Alan?

Fred: 'Cuz there's money in it sir.

How many balls does Fred have?

10

Acne Jokes More Acne Jokes

How can you tell you have a really bad case of acne?

It is when the blind try to read your face

Why do you never see Mexicans with acne?

They keep slipping off.

Penguin Jokes More Penguin Jokes

Why couldn't the penguin turn around in the phone booth?

Because he had a javelin through his head.

What's black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white?

A Penguin rolling down a hill What's black and white and laughing The penguin who pushed him

30 Foot Jokes More 30 Foot Jokes

What is 30 feet long and has 42 teeth?

A bus full of rednecks

What do you call a 30 foot purple dinosaur named Fred who has acne and is scared of penguins?

Fred.