Why did you drop the baby?

Well Mrs Smith said he was a bonny bouncing baby so I wanted to see if he did.

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What's the last thing you want to hear right after you get done blowing Willie Nelson?

I ain't Willie Nelson."

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Why did the farmer fire the DJ?

Because he kept on dropping beets.

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I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.

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My donation check to Feed the Children!

Why did you drop the baby?

Well Mrs Smith said he was a bonny bouncing baby so I wanted to see if he did.