Why did you drop the baby?

Well Mrs Smith said he was a bonny bouncing baby so I wanted to see if he did.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What did the teenage crow want for his birthday?

a-CAW!

Why did the sweet toothed scientist blow up his monkey?

He wanted some Rhesus pieces.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

How does Times Square start the new year?

By having Mariah Carey drop the ball! "The audience can sing this one."

How many rudeboys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Twenty. 1 to drop it, 19 to go "Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up".

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's the difference between a retard and a baby?

The baby has a soul.

Why did the chicken lay an egg?

Quoted from daughter at age 3) To get food for her babies!

Bounce Jokes More Bounce Jokes

What happened when the bankrupt eastern european jumped off a building?

The Czech bounced.

What do you get if crossed a new born snake with a basketball ?

A bouncing baby boa !