Why did you drop the baby?

Well Mrs Smith said he was a bonny bouncing baby so I wanted to see if he did.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why didn't the dog want to go into outer space?

Because he was scared of vacuums!

How do you sell a deaf guy a frog?

DO YOU WANT TO BUY A FROG? rip.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What is Kathy Griffin's screen saver?

Celebrity names dropping.

How are bad dubstep and constipation similar?

Both leave you waiting for the drop.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's red and sits in a corner?

A baby with razorblade. What's red and green and sits in a corner The same baby 3 weeks later.

What did the baby dolphin do when he didn't get his way?

He whale-d

Bounce Jokes More Bounce Jokes

How did LaKeisha's Mom finally stop her from bouncing on the trampoline in the rec room?

She put a piece of velcro on the ceiling.

What happened when the bankrupt eastern european jumped off a building?

The Czech bounced.