Why did you drop the baby?

Well Mrs Smith said he was a bonny bouncing baby so I wanted to see if he did.

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Why did the man get a job as a horse handler?

He wanted stable employment

What did the toaster say to the bread?

I want you inside me.

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How can you tell if a cat is blonde?

A: No matter what height you drop it from it always lands on its head.

What do you get when you drop an egg off the Empire State Building?

New Yolk

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What do you call the crucified baby Jesus?

Baby on board.

What do you get if you cross a mountain and a baby ?

A cry for Alp !

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What bounces and makes kids cry?

The cheque I just sent to Save the Children.

What do you call an Irish man that bounces off of walls?

Rick O'Shea.