Why did you drop the baby?

Well Mrs Smith said he was a bonny bouncing baby so I wanted to see if he did.

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What do you call a man with potatoes in their ears?

Anything you want, He can't hear you!

Why did the vampire go crazy at Burger King?

He saw all that catsup and wanted a transfusion.

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Where did Little Johnny go when the bombs dropped?

Everywhere.

What did the buffalo say when dropping off his son at college?

Bison.

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What do you call it when fish stop having babies?

Minnow-pause

What do you call a really really big ant?

A GIANT! Now what do you call a baby ant an Infant! What do you call an ant thats into business A Merchant! please post more ant jokes if you know of any.

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What do you call a basketball that rolls off court and deflates?

Out of bounce.

What do you call an Irish man that bounces off of walls?

Rick O'Shea.