What's red and sits in a corner?

A baby with razorblade. What's red and green and sits in a corner The same baby 3 weeks later.

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Why was the baby put in jail?

For resisting a rest. I'll take my coat

What's the difference between a baby and a politician?

Saying they are full of sh*t means 2 completely different things.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

Why can't Sweden win a race?

Because, it always sits right behind the Finnish line

What do you get when you sit under a cow?

A pat on the head.

Corner Jokes More Corner Jokes

Why don't Buddhists vacuum in the corners of the monastery?

Because they have no attachments.

Why does a redneck hold a knife while driving?

So he can cut corners.

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Who should get the cat?

I don't know...let's see who he loves the most" 3 weeks later Can you tell "Nope"

What's red and sits in a corner?

A baby with razorblade. What's red and green and sits in a corner The same baby 3 weeks later.