What's red and sits in a corner?

A baby with razorblade. What's red and green and sits in a corner The same baby 3 weeks later.

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Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What baby?

Oh, so you're not pregnant '

Why did the momma pepper tuck in her baby?

Because he was a little chili (Actually came up with this while making chili)

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What do you call 3 agnostics sitting at a bar?

I don't know.

What's the difference between america and a yoghurt?

A yoghurt develops a culture After sitting there for 100 years.

Corner Jokes More Corner Jokes

Why is it warmer near the corners of a room?

Cause they're at 90 degrees.

What the corniest part of a corn field?

The corner.

3 Week Later Jokes More 3 Week Later Jokes

What's red and sits in a corner?

A baby with razorblade. What's red and green and sits in a corner The same baby 3 weeks later.

Who should get the cat?

I don't know...let's see who he loves the most" 3 weeks later Can you tell "Nope"