What do you call 3 agnostics sitting at a bar?

I don't know.

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How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed ?

When your nose touches the ceiling !

How many divorced men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Who knows, they never get the house.

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What are the first 3 words in every authentic Mexican recipe?

Steal a chicken

What is worse than getting a wrong call at 3 AM in the morning?

Getting a right call.

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Why did Thor sit comfortably on a cactus?

He has an Asgard ...I'll see myself out

How many feminists does it take to screw in lightbulb?

It doesn't matter how many you get, because all they'll do is sit around complaining about how misogynistic the use of the word "screw" is.

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What would Triple H and Jenna Jameson's adult film be called?

The Piledriver: No Holes Barred

What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!