How did Kim Kardashian break the net?

She sat on it.

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What's worse?

Receiving a text from your girlfriend saying that you're breaking up or receiving a second text after saying that it was supposed to be for someone else

How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.

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What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?

You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.

Why does nobody like to sit next to Elsa?

Coz...she "let's it go!"

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What do Kim Kardashian, and my girlfriend have in common?

They're both made up.

What's the difference between Kim Kardashian and a colored wash?

Whites occasionally get inside a colored wash.

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What's the most popular search engine in Israel?

They surf the Net On Yahoo.

Why are tuna fish so bad a playing Tennis?

They keep getting caught in the net!