How did Kim Kardashian break the net?

She sat on it.

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What do you do when your dishwasher breaks?

Remarry

Why did broke man fall over?

He ran out of balance

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Who's there ! Becka ! Becka who ?

Becka the bus is the best place to sit !

What's the difference between an Aboriginal and a park bench?

One you sit on and the other is a park bench.

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Why was Kim Kardashian arrested at the airport?

She had two pounds of crack in her knickers.

What's the difference between Einstein and Kim Kardashian?

Einstein is famous for special relativity, Kim is famous for simple reality tv.

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What did the fisherman say to the sewage management person?

Would you pull that crap with a net?

What sort of net is useless for catching fish ?

A football net !