How did Kim Kardashian break the net?

She sat on it.

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What does a bug say when it accidentally breaks its exoskeleton?

You gotta be chitin me!

Why do you have to nuke siberia twice?

The first one is just to break the ice.

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What did the veggies say, as they sat down for supper?

Lettuce, pray."

What did the puppy say when it sat on sandpaper?

Ruff

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What did the Los Angeles Lakers finish on tuesday?

Kim Kardashian's face.

What do Kim Kardashian and Hurricane Sandy have in common?

They will both blow the entire east coast just to get on TV.

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What's hairy dangerous and only surfs the Net when there's a full moon?

The www.erewolf.

Who's there ! Becca ! Becca who ?

Becca the net !