How did Kim Kardashian break the net?

She sat on it.

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Where does an atom go when it breaks down?

A quantum mechanic. lel

How do you break a Polacks finger?

Punch him in the nose.

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How are you baby?

I am in bed and thinking about you ... And you my dear - I am at a club ... And sitting right behind you!!

What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?

Polaroids

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will i marry you?"

How did Kim Kardashian break the net?

She sat on it.

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Why do you think your report should be on the net?

Because my marks are all 'E's.

Who sits at the end of the yellow brick road surfing the Net?

The www.izard of Oz.