How did Kim Kardashian break the net?

She sat on it.

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Why is there so much tension in Iraq?

They Haven't Broke the Isis yet.

Why can't Bane play baseball?

He always breaks the bat.

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Why does Black Widow love sitting on Captain America's shield?

Because it's made out of vibranium.

What happens to eskimos who sit on the ice too long?

Polaroids! I'm so bored...

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How does Kim Kardashian like her eggs?

Over-Yeezy.

What's the difference between Einstein and Kim Kardashian?

Einstein is famous for special relativity, Kim is famous for simple reality tv.

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What did the caught fish say to the fisherman in the net?

Well man it's been reel.

What's the most popular search engine in Israel?

They surf the Net On Yahoo.