How did Kim Kardashian break the net?

She sat on it.

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When you start getting older, you think, "why not just once?

Soon enough, you're addicted. And broke.

What are your favorite jokes for the Holidays?

For those of us that struggle with our family perhaps this will help break the ice.

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What's Irish and sits on a porch?

Pati 'O' Furniture

What can you sit on, sleep on, and brush your teeth with?

A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush.

Kim Kardashian Jokes More Kim Kardashian Jokes

What do Hurricane Matthew and Kim Kardashian have in common?

They'll both blow the entire east coast just to get on TV

Why couldn't Kim Kardashian see Caitlyn Jenner?

Because she was trans-parent.

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Who surfs the Net by pecking at the keyboard?

www.oody www.oodpecker.

What did the fisherman say to the sewage management person?

Would you pull that crap with a net?