Why do you think your report should be on the net?

Because my marks are all 'E's.

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Why did the internit paint his computer screen in little black and white squares?

He wanted to check his e-mail.

What's long, hard and bendable and contains the letters p, e, n, i, s?

Your spine.

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What you hope someone might say about you when they approach your casket?

Hey, I think he moved.

What did the management consultant think of his job?

It was the Bain of his existence.

Net Jokes More Net Jokes

What's hairy dangerous and only surfs the Net when there's a full moon?

The www.erewolf.

What did the fisherman say to the sewage management person?

Would you pull that crap with a net?

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What says "Mark! Mark! Mark! Mark! Mark!" ?

A dog with a hair lip

Where is the best place to find discounted ray bans?

gt marked as spam

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What do you call a hollow dachshund?

Holloween. (*Please don't report me)

Why didn't you report your stolen credit card?

Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!