Why do you think your report should be on the net?

Because my marks are all 'E's.

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E Jokes More E Jokes

What do you get when you are the daughter of Rodney Dangerfield and Aretha Franklin?

No R-E-S-P-E-C-T.

Why couldn't the apple send an e-mail to the orange?

Because the lime was engaged.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What's joke #1?

THIS IS NOT A JOKE I'm sure you all have heard the joke where has a number for each joke and that everyone just remembers the numbers instead for typing out the jokes. This always made me think "What would joke #1 be?" What do you think it'd be?

What does a dyslectic, agnostic, insomniac think about at night?

Is there really a dog. Dog lover joke.

Net Jokes More Net Jokes

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he saw a dolphin caught in a net?

It's not a too-nah!"

Why are fish no good at tennis?

They don't like to get too close to the net!

Mark Jokes More Mark Jokes

Who says Jesus couldn't perform miracles?

He managed to find mates named Matthew, Mark, Luke and John hanging around in the Middle East.

How long did you spend on your cosplay?

Me: Seven months A: *Hands me a badge marked "Casual"*

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Why has the Malaysian Government banned Cheese Boards?

Because people keep reporting they've found de brie.

What do you call a hollow dachshund?

Holloween. (*Please don't report me)