What did the fisherman say to the sewage management person?

Would you pull that crap with a net?

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A piebald horse pulling a cart!

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One baits his hook the other hates his book.

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His catch-phrase. Short n' Sweet, hope you like it!

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What sort of net is useless for catching fish ?

A football net !

What did the fisherman say to the sewage management person?

Would you pull that crap with a net?