What did the fisherman say to the sewage management person?

Would you pull that crap with a net?

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What is the meanest practical joke one can pull on a blind person?

Leaving a plunger in the toilet.

What did the couch say to the armchair?

Don't worry, I pull out.

Fisherman Jokes More Fisherman Jokes

What's the difference between a hunter and a fisherman?

A hunter lies in wait. A fisherman waits and lies.

What do fishermen do at a their conferences?

Network.

Crap Jokes More Crap Jokes

What do you call a coffee made with frothy milk that tastes like crap?

A farte

What do you call it when a dog craps on your rug?

Carpet bombing.

Net Jokes More Net Jokes

How did Kim Kardashian break the net?

She sat on it.

What did the fisherman say to the sewage management person?

Would you pull that crap with a net?