What did the fisherman say to the sewage management person?

Would you pull that crap with a net?

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How does a black women tell she is pregnant?

When she pulls the tampon out and the cotton is already picked.

Why did Frosty the snowman pull down his pants?

He heard the snow-blower was coming.

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What did the fisherman do on his date?

Netfish and krill

What did the fisherman do when he really liked a woman?

He invited her over to net fish and krill.

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Why are constipated people so rude?

They don't give a crap

What is it called when a politician craps his pants in a Honda?

Civic doody.

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What did the fisherman say to the sewage management person?

Would you pull that crap with a net?

Why do blondes occupy about 90% of the net bandwidth?

A: Because they keep accidentally deleting their copies of the blonde joke list.