What did the fisherman say to the sewage management person?

Would you pull that crap with a net?

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Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

When does a Smurf pull his pants down?

Once in a blue moon.

Why did the cop pull over the U-Haul truck?

He was trying to bust a move

Fisherman Jokes More Fisherman Jokes

What did the fisherman and his girlfriend do last night?

Net fish and krill

Why did the fisherman keep taking off?

Because he was fly fishing.

Crap Jokes More Crap Jokes

Why did the baker's hands stink?

Because he needed a crap.

What would a diatomic Calcium molecule look like if existed?

Like Crap or Feces (its the same) WHY Because its Ca=Ca (equal sign is a double bond)

Net Jokes More Net Jokes

Who sits at the end of the yellow brick road surfing the Net?

The www.izard of Oz.

What's the most popular search engine in Israel?

They surf the Net On Yahoo.