What did the fisherman say to the sewage management person?

Would you pull that crap with a net?

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Why does the corn get mad at the farmer?

Because he is always pulling on his ears.

Why did the brothel run out of money?

Why did the brothel run out of money? Because all of the investors pulled out.

Fisherman Jokes More Fisherman Jokes

Why did the fisherman drill a hole in the ice?

For the Halibut

What did the fisherman say to the sewage management person?

Would you pull that crap with a net?

Crap Jokes More Crap Jokes

Why don't asians like to applause?

Because every time they do all they do is crap

Why did the baker's hands stink?

Because he needed a crap.

Net Jokes More Net Jokes

What sort of net is useless for catching fish ?

A football net !

What did the caught fish say to the fisherman in the net?

Well man it's been reel.