What did the fisherman say to the sewage management person?

Would you pull that crap with a net?

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Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

What happened to the over amorous clam?

It pulled a mussel.

Why should you date a Greek woman?

They don't like pulling out.

Fisherman Jokes More Fisherman Jokes

What did the fisherman say to the magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

Why did the fisherman decide to go fishing?

For the halibut.

Crap Jokes More Crap Jokes

What's the difference between a golfer and a skydiver?

A golfer goes "Whack, crap!", and a skydiver goes " Crap, whack!".

What would a diatomic Calcium molecule look like if existed?

Like Crap or Feces (its the same) WHY Because its Ca=Ca (equal sign is a double bond)

Net Jokes More Net Jokes

Who surfs the Net by pecking at the keyboard?

www.oody www.oodpecker.

What's hairy dangerous and only surfs the Net when there's a full moon?

The www.erewolf.