What did the fisherman say to the sewage management person?

Would you pull that crap with a net?

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Why aren't there any baby Transformers?

Because Auto-Bots pull out!

What does Mickey Mouse do to Minnie Mouse after she drowns and he pulls her out of the water?

Mouse to Mouse resuscitation.

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What did the fisherman and his girlfriend do last night?

Net fish and krill

What kind of money do fishermen make ?

Net profits !

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What does a bad salesman and a toilet have in common?

They are both full of crap.

What's so meta that you almost crap your pants?

Metamucil

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What's hairy dangerous and only surfs the Net when there's a full moon?

The www.erewolf.

What did the fisherman say to the sewage management person?

Would you pull that crap with a net?