What is it called when a politician craps his pants in a Honda?

Civic doody.

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Why did the Priest go to Walmart?

Because the little boys pants were half off.

What kind of pants do the Super Mario Bros. wear?

Denim denim denim..... I'll see myself out.

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What's the difference between a baby and a politician?

Saying they are full of sh*t means 2 completely different things.

How do you know when a politician is lying?

Their mouth is moving.

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What do you get when a ghost takes a crap?

Rectoplasm.

What does British toilet paper and John Wayne have in common?

It's rough, and tough, and doesn't take any crap.

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What was the point in making your car louder, bro?

Do you really want women to turn their heads and notice you drive a 1999 Honda Civic

What kind of car does Bill Cosby drive?

A Honda quaalude. (Credit to my girlfriend)