What is it called when a politician craps his pants in a Honda?

Civic doody.

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Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

Why did... Why did the golfer wear an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one! Ha Ha Ha Ha

When is a fairy NOT a fairy?

When its down your pants then its a goblin!

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What is the best way to stop a politician?

A really strong gust of wind.

What do cannibals and politicians have in common?

They both enjoy handshakes.

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What did the fisherman say to the sewage management person?

Would you pull that crap with a net?

When the cashier asks me "Is that everything?

I feel like crap inside because obviously my order didn't satisfy her.

Honda Jokes More Honda Jokes

What was the point in making your car louder, bro?

Do you really want women to turn their heads and notice you drive a 1999 Honda Civic

What does HONDA stand for?

Hold On, Not Done Accelerating.