What is it called when a politician craps his pants in a Honda?

Civic doody.

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Why did the belt go to prison?

He held up a pair of pants!

Where I should put my pants?

He replied "Over there next to mine."

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What do you call a politician in a house fire?

Burning Sanders!

What is the best place for politicians?

Election posters. There they are portable, silent and easy to remove.

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What do you call it when Superman craps his pants?

Undy-terd.

What's the difference between a golfer and a skydiver?

A golfer goes "Whack, crap!", and a skydiver goes " Crap, whack!".

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What do you get when you wreck a Honda Accord into a Saturn Ion?

An Accordion. ...I'll, uh, see myself out.

What was the point in making your car louder, bro?

Do you really want women to turn their heads and notice you drive a 1999 Honda Civic