What is it called when a politician craps his pants in a Honda?

Civic doody.

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How bad is it to poop your pants?

It Depends

What did the pirate say with the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrgh, it's driving me nuts!

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What is it called when a politician craps his pants in a Honda?

Civic doody.

Why doesn't God want to argue with Satan?

Because Satan has more politicians to help him.

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What did the fisherman say to the sewage management person?

Would you pull that crap with a net?

What do you call a coffee made with frothy milk that tastes like crap?

A farte

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What is it called when a politician craps his pants in a Honda?

Civic doody.

What do you get when you wreck a Honda Accord into a Saturn Ion?

An Accordion. ...I'll, uh, see myself out.