What is it called when a politician craps his pants in a Honda?

Civic doody.

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When is an aardvark jumpy?

When he's got ants in his pants!

How do you get elected president of my pants?

By the vote of the Erectional College...

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How can you tell that a politician lies?

His lips are moving

What's the difference between a church bell &amp a politician?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

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Why don't asians like to applause?

Because every time they do all they do is crap

What the difference between the U.S. Government and a bucket of crap?

The bucket

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What kind of car does Bill Cosby drive?

A Honda quaalude. (Credit to my girlfriend)

Why do so many Latinos drive Hondas?

Because they're reliable, quality made cars.