When is an aardvark jumpy?

When he's got ants in his pants!

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Why were the ants dancing on top of the jar of jam?

It said "twist to open"

What's worse than ants in your pants?

Uncles

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What did the pirate say after his first-mate stuck the wheel in his pants?

ARGHH! You're driving me nuts!"

How many angels can a pinhead dance on?

To hold up their pants.