When is an aardvark jumpy?

When he's got ants in his pants!

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Where do ants keep their armies?

in their sleevies

What does the Pink Panther say when he steps on an ant?

Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant dead ant dead annnnnntttttttt Courtesy of my little cousin.

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What's the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart. It goes through your pants without even making a hole.

Why does a golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he gets a hole in one!