When is an aardvark jumpy?

When he's got ants in his pants!

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Why was the ant so confused?

All of if its uncles are aunts!

What does the Pink Panther say when he steps on an ant?

Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant dead ant dead annnnnntttttttt Courtesy of my little cousin.

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What do you call it when Superman craps his pants?

Undy-terd.

Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.