What's worse than ants in your pants?

Uncles

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What kind of ants are very learned ?

Pedants !

Why aren't ants going to church?

Because they are in sects.

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How do your pants fit?

The man responded, "Like a glove".

What do you call it when Superman craps his pants?

Undy-terd.

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What do you get when you have an ant with 8 legs?

An uncle that has to build a bigger shoe closet...

Why was the baby ant so confused?

Because all of his uncles were ants!