What's worse than ants in your pants?

Uncles

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When two ants want to run away and get married, who do they seek for help?

The Antelopes.

How many ants can you fit inside an apartment ?

Ten-ants !

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What did the primary rainbow say to the secondary rainbow?

Your pants are on backwards

How is the iPhone 6 like /r/gonewild?

They both give you tightness in the pants. I'll see myself out...

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What does my Uncle and my account balance have in common?

I cry whenever I see them.

How many r/jokes commenters does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know but that reminds me of a similar joke my uncle used to tell...