What's worse than ants in your pants?

Uncles

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What do you call ants in your syrup?

Maple flakes From my well intentioned girlfriend

What do you call an ant with frog's legs?

An antphibian.

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What's the difference between a priest and his dog?

One wears pants and a collar while the other wears a collar and pants.

What film do you get when you pull your pants down?

Free Willy

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What's the opposite of the word uncle-off-her?

It's an aunt- -him.

Who lives in the green house?

Me: I don't know Her: The green guy! Who lives in the red house? Me: The red guy Her: Yes! Who lives in the blue house? Me: The blue guy Her: Yeah! Who lives in the yellow house? Me: The yellow guy Her: Who lives in the white house? Now since I've heard this "riddle" before, I knew the trick answer. I was ready to answer The President! when my uncle blurted out: The black guy!!