They both give you tightness in the pants. I'll see myself out...
They both let me stick it in only one place.
A: an AYE-Phone. (Joke brought to you by a 5 year old)
Thunderwear!
Because he's a pervert that likes showing people his snowballs.
Because size matters.
Because men tell them that 6" is more than it actually is.
PP up