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Why has Mexico never won olympic gold?

All those who can run, jump and swim are in Texas.

What would you do if you won the lottery?

Two friends meet together and one asks: What would you do if you won the lottery? -I would build a brothel! Oh, and if it went wrong and you loose money? -I'd open it to the public

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What's the hardest part of breaking up with a leper ?

They always leave a piece of themselves behind.

What is the hardest part of cuting a baby in half with a straight razor?

My erection.

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What has 5 legs and a big grin?

Pit-bull in kids sandpit

What has 5 teeth and 60 eyes?

A bus full of old people

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Whats your best "This is so bad that " joke?

For example, "this is so bad TBS just picked it up for 6 episodes."

What do you call a Muslim who owns 6 goats?

A pimp

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What's the hardest part about winning crossfit?

Being 5 foot 6

How can you tell if someone does crossfit?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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What's the hardest part about winning crossfit?

Being 5 foot 6

What would a midget be jealous of at a little kid?

The kid is over 5 feet tall.