Being 5 foot 6
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The kid is over 5 feet tall.
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1. Acquitted 2. Fired, retired or expired
Oh, you have two left feet. Hur hur hur" I guess it is #rightprivilege
Four-legged ones because they have two left feet.
They are probably in better shape than you.
Crossfit
For example, "this is so bad TBS just picked it up for 6 episodes."
Hodor?
Me: In case there's a burglar. 5: Me: 5: Why do burglars like to play baseball
Reposting an old joke that wasn't funny the first time. What gets you an upvote? Posting an original joke, or a funny joke I've heard before. What get's you 5 upvotes? Being
Skinning the vegan.
My erection.
Neither. France surrenders and Italy switches sides.
Trying to win a new mattress in a contest and I need a clean mattress joke to win (dumb, I know)