5 Foot Jokes

What's the hardest part about winning crossfit?

Being 5 foot 6

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What would a midget be jealous of at a little kid?

The kid is over 5 feet tall.

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How do you congratulate the guy who won the best tie contest?

You tell him... "that's definitely a win sir". Or if he did ok you can say you half win sir i suppose. :/

Why did the Kenyans win the marathon?

They heard there was water at the end

5 Jokes More 5 Jokes

Why were the 5 gorgeous young blonde Danish fashion models sobbing their eyes out?

I told them I wasn't going to give birth to them.

What can 5 men do that 5 women can't do?

Pee in a cup.

Leave Foot Jokes More Leave Foot Jokes

What do people with two left feet wear?

Flip flips

What does the man with two left feet ask the shoe salesman?

Do you sell flip-flips?"

2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

Why isn't Half-Life 3 coming out?

Because 2 Half-Lives = 1 whole life.

What's the difference between falling 2 ft and 200 ft?

200 ft: Aaaaaaaaa, bump 2 ft: Bump, aaaaaaaaa (Yes, it's an old, really old joke. Surprisingly haven't seen it here, yet.)

Hard Jokes More Hard Jokes

What's the hardest part to cook in a vegetable ?

The wheelchair

What do you call a group of disabled people in a pool?

Vegetable soup. I apologise to those offended by my terrible joke. Have another Whats the hardest part of cooking a vegetable? Getting the wheelchair into the oven

6 Jokes More 6 Jokes

What did the guy with 6 children say to the guy with six felonies?

I don't know they were speaking Spanish.

What was the hexadecimal 6 afraid of the Canadian hexadecimal 7?

Because 7 8 9 A

Crossfit Jokes More Crossfit Jokes

What kind of exercise did Jesus do?

Crossfit

Why did Jesus look so ripped during Crucifixion?

CrossFit