5 Foot Jokes

What's the hardest part about winning crossfit?

Being 5 foot 6

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What would a midget be jealous of at a little kid?

The kid is over 5 feet tall.

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Why is Hillary spelled with 2 L's?

One for 2008 and one for 2016.

What did the 2 oceans say to each other?

Nothing. They just waved.

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What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

What weebles and wobbles but can't get up?

Grandpa having a seizure. Bonus: Statistically speaking, 1 in 5 adult men

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How can you tell if someone does crossfit?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

How did Jesus stay in shape?

Crossfit

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Why don't dogs make good dancers ?

Because they have two left feet !

How is 2+2=5 like your left foot?

It's not right.

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable?

The Wheelchair

What's the hardest part of making chicken fried steak?

Teaching the chicken to cook

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Why do felines always win board games?

Because they are cheetahs.

Why has the pope never won a gold medal?

Because he always came in a little behind.

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Why is a dog with a lame leg like adding 6 and 7s?

He puts down the three and carries the one.

What do you call a seven course Irish meal?

A 6-pack and a potato.