5 Foot Jokes

What's the hardest part about winning crossfit?

Being 5 foot 6

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What would a midget be jealous of at a little kid?

The kid is over 5 feet tall.

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What does a man with two left feet wear to the beach?

Flip-Flips.

Why don't dogs make good dancers ?

Because they have two left feet !

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What's the hardest part about being a Vegan who does Crossfit and owns a Rescue dog?

Deciding which to tell people first.

Why is Jesus Christ so buff?

Crossfit

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

What do Dallas Cowboys fans do after they win the Super Bowl?

They turn off their XBOX and go to bed!

Why do felines always win board games?

Because they are cheetahs.

5 Jokes More 5 Jokes

Why didn't the scientist tell his colleague the t-value of a test with 21 degrees of freedom and a p-value of 5%?

It was a t-crit! Thank you and goodnight!

Why is there a baseball bat under your bed?

Me: In case there's a burglar. 5: Me: 5: Why do burglars like to play baseball

6 Jokes More 6 Jokes

Why is 6 afraid of 9 on New Years Eve?

Because 9, 8, 7....

What do you call a seven course Irish meal?

A 6-pack and a potato.

2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

What's the difference between falling 2 ft and 200 ft?

200 ft: Aaaaaaaaa, bump 2 ft: Bump, aaaaaaaaa (Yes, it's an old, really old joke. Surprisingly haven't seen it here, yet.)

What did the mexican say when the 2 houses fell on him?

Get off me holmes!

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What is the hardest part of cutting a baby in half with a straight razor?

My erection.

What's the hardest part of making chicken fried steak?

Teaching the chicken to cook