5 Foot Jokes

What's the hardest part about winning crossfit?

Being 5 foot 6

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What would a midget be jealous of at a little kid?

The kid is over 5 feet tall.

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What is the difference between a 5 and a 2?

3

What do you call a cop who doesn't shoot innocent black people?

1. Acquitted 2. Fired, retired or expired

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Why does the left foot get all the blame if you're a poor dancer?

Oh, you have two left feet. Hur hur hur" I guess it is #rightprivilege

What animals are poor dancers?

Four-legged ones because they have two left feet.

Crossfit Jokes More Crossfit Jokes

How do you know if somebody does crossfit?

They are probably in better shape than you.

What did Jesus do to lose weight?

Crossfit

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Whats your best "This is so bad that " joke?

For example, "this is so bad TBS just picked it up for 6 episodes."

What has 6 legs and goes "Ho da do, Ho da do Ho da do?

Hodor?

5 Jokes More 5 Jokes

Why is there a baseball bat under your bed?

Me: In case there's a burglar. 5: Me: 5: Why do burglars like to play baseball

What gets you a downvote?

Reposting an old joke that wasn't funny the first time. What gets you an upvote? Posting an original joke, or a funny joke I've heard before. What get's you 5 upvotes? Being

Hard Jokes More Hard Jokes

What's the hardest part of making a vegan pizza?

Skinning the vegan.

What is the hardest part of cuting a baby in half with a straight razor?

My erection.

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

Who wins?

Neither. France surrenders and Italy switches sides.

What's your best mattress joke?

Trying to win a new mattress in a contest and I need a clean mattress joke to win (dumb, I know)