Being 5 foot 6
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The kid is over 5 feet tall.
For example, "this is so bad TBS just picked it up for 6 episodes."
It was being irrational.
All the ones who can run/swim/jump already made it to America.
Atrophy
Waking up at 5 am to milk the almonds.
putting them back in the wheelchair
The mathematician says "2" The Physicist says "2, plus or minus 0.1" The engineer says "Probably around 2, but let's say 3 to be on the safe side".
Her name was Cindy she had a husband and 2 children
Flip flips
They have two left feet
Deciding which to tell people first.
A torn ACL
Me: That's a teardrop tattoo. 5: Oh. Did he shank someone in prison M: What 5: Remind him I want extra guacamole.
I told them I wasn't going to give birth to them.
