Being 5 foot 6
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The kid is over 5 feet tall.
You tell him... "that's definitely a win sir". Or if he did ok you can say you half win sir i suppose. :/
They heard there was water at the end
I told them I wasn't going to give birth to them.
Pee in a cup.
Flip flips
Do you sell flip-flips?"
Because 2 Half-Lives = 1 whole life.
200 ft: Aaaaaaaaa, bump 2 ft: Bump, aaaaaaaaa (Yes, it's an old, really old joke. Surprisingly haven't seen it here, yet.)
The wheelchair
Vegetable soup. I apologise to those offended by my terrible joke. Have another Whats the hardest part of cooking a vegetable? Getting the wheelchair into the oven
I don't know they were speaking Spanish.
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