What do people with two left feet wear?

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Why are you letting people touch your new born?

I don't let people touch my new iPhone

What did one ghost say to another ghost?

Do you believe in people "

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How does a Ethiopian show that they are rich?

They wear a rolex watch around their waist.

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Because "B" shells would be too small!

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Why don't dogs make good dancers ?

Because they have two left feet !

Why are horses poor dancers?

A: They have two left feet.