What do people with two left feet wear?

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Why are school shooters more likely to be white people?

White people actually go to school. Black people stay home and shoot people in their own neighborhood.

How many people does it take to tell a joke on reddit?

Two. One to post the joke and one to post a better punchline in the comments.

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What does the German President wear?

Leader-hosen.

What's squawky, worn out, and falls from foot easily?

An old shoe... ...and Ronda Rousey

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Why are dogs such terrible dancers?

They have two left feet.

Why are dogs bad at dancing?

They have two left feet