What do people with two left feet wear?

Flip flips

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Why did people stop printing stamps with photo of Pamela Anderson?

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Why shouldn't happy people hang out with crustaceans?

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What size clothes do fortune tellers wear?

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Why don't dogs make good dancers ?

Because they have two left feet !

What does the man with two left feet ask the shoe salesman?

Do you sell flip-flips?"