What do people with two left feet wear?

Flip flips

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Why did people use insulation containing deadly toxins?

It was asbestos they could do at the time!

How do you say goodbye to two people in Spanish?

Adidos!

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What are you wearing?

ME: *nodding and sniffing myself* Mashed potatoes with gravy.

What's the difference between a priest and his dog?

One wears pants and a collar while the other wears a collar and pants.

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Why are dogs bad at dancing?

They have two left feet

Why does the left foot get all the blame if you're a poor dancer?

Oh, you have two left feet. Hur hur hur" I guess it is #rightprivilege