How do you get a man to stop biting his nails?

Make him wear shoes.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did the doctor say to the man who walked off the roof of his house?

I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation.

What is the difference between a man and a dog?

A man wears a suit and the dog, pants.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What does a Ferrari and poverty have in common?

Princess Diana can't stop either

How to stop a kid from growing up. How do you stop your kids from growing up?

Ask Jozsef Barsi.

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.

What did jesus say to the romans after he rose on the third day and talked about their behavior?

Yall nailed it.

Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

What do you get when you cross a poisonous snake with a horse?

A: I dunno, but if it bites you, you can ride it to the hospital!

What did the time traveller do after he ate the last bite of his dinner?

He went back 4 seconds.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why do hitman always wear gloves?

because theyre always wacking guys off....

What kind of underwear do old people wear?

Depends.

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

What brand of shoes do chickens wear?

Reebok bok bok

Why cant Gingers make shoes?

They wouldn't have a sole.