Make him wear shoes.
He'll probably catch fleas
So that they can get closer to the sink.
When you repost it.
Stop hating yourself, stop hating yourself!
He keeps getting NAILED TO THE BOARDS!...
if you don't nail them right, they'll end up at your neighbor's.
Because he was biting.
A: You get a dino-sore.
Your Billie Jeans
If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.
No… Then how’d you get your foot in it?
Sneakers.
