Why do women have smaller feet than men?

So that they can get closer to the sink.

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Why do women have trouble parking?

Because men tell them that 6" is more than it actually is.

What's the motto of the Polish Solidarity Union?

A: Every man for himself.

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What do they say when a woman falls over?

FULL SPEED AHEAD!" Sauce: https://www.youtube.com/watch v=OA8TlOsVw#t=82

Why do women like Ryan Gosling?

Because he is always Gosling around..... A co-worker snickered so I figued share.

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How do you know when you're staying in a hillbilly hotel?

When you call the front desk and say, "I gotta leak in my sink," and the clerk replies, "okay, Go ahead."

Which cat made it across?

The second cat because un deux trois cat sank.