Why do women have smaller feet than men?

So that they can get closer to the sink.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why do men like football?

Because the biggest priorities in football are also the biggest priorities in every man's life.... Scoring and Ball Security.

Why did the man turn on the lights in a depression clinic?

He wanted to lighten the mood in such a dim atmosphere.

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Why did you make women so beautiful?

God:"So you would love her." Man:"Then why did you make her so dumb " God:"So she would love you."

Why is a laundromat a really bad place to pick up women?

Because a woman who can't afford her own washing machine won't be able to support you.

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How do you sink a Swedish submarine?

Knock on the hatch.

What's the difference between a toilet and a sink?

Aaaand you're not allowed in my house anymore.