What does a flower in a race car yell?

Petal to the nettle!

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Flower Jokes More Flower Jokes

Who sends flowers on Valentines Day?

Cupigs!

How many lips does a flower have?

Tulips

Yell Jokes More Yell Jokes

Why does mom always yell at you?

Me: Marriage is complicated. 4: Is it because you're stupid

How do you frighten a Bee?

Sneak up behind it and yell BOO BEE!

Race Car Jokes More Race Car Jokes

What's the difference between a race car and a woman?

One costs a lot of money to maintain, keep running, and give you the results you want. The other has four wheels.

Why did everyone turn away when the race car drove past?

It had a SPOILER on it.