What does a flower in a race car yell?

Petal to the nettle!

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What does a flower in a race car yell?

Petal to the nettle!

What did the ghost give his girlfriend on Halloween?

What did the ghost give his girlfriend on Halloween? A "booquet" of flower.

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What do wolves say when you yell barba streisand in the forest?

uuuuuUuuuUUUUuuuuuuuUuUUUuuuuuuuuuU

What do I do?

Someone else yells "Call 911!" The blonde yells back "What's the number "

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Why did everyone turn away when the race car drove past?

It had a SPOILER on it.

What's the difference between a race car and a woman?

One costs a lot of money to maintain, keep running, and give you the results you want. The other has four wheels.