What does a flower in a race car yell?

Petal to the nettle!

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What do you call a lion wearing a cravat and a flower in its mane?

A dandy lion!

What kind of flowers do you never give on Valentine's Day?

Cauliflowers!

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How many acrobats does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to change it and one to yell "Ta-daa!" when he's done.

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ATTACH!

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Why did everyone turn away when the race car drove past?

It had a SPOILER on it.

What does a flower in a race car yell?

Petal to the nettle!