What does a flower in a race car yell?

Petal to the nettle!

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Flower Jokes More Flower Jokes

What's the best thing about being a necrophiliac?

You don't have to bring the flowers.

What do you call a clown that gives you flowers?

A Romantic Jester!

Yell Jokes More Yell Jokes

How many SRSers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They wait for the electrician to make a mistake and yell at them for doing it wrong.

What lives in the sea and yells?

A: A clam shouter.

Race Car Jokes More Race Car Jokes

What's the difference between a race car and a woman?

One costs a lot of money to maintain, keep running, and give you the results you want. The other has four wheels.

Why did everyone turn away when the race car drove past?

It had a SPOILER on it.