What did the ghost give his girlfriend on Halloween? A "booquet" of flower.
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It was a little daisy
Beez Nuts!
Petal to the nettle!
Chrysanthemum's the word.
You know you want it, Honey"
They bring flowers to his grave.
Pilgrims.
An oopsy daisy.
He's on route.
A florist.
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They're buds
Because they have all of the anthers!
By putting flowers on the grave
Petal.
ze Hoegaarden.
Orlando Bloom.
Cupigs!
Robbery with violets !
By putting flowers on the grave.
So you can't see their underplants.
A: Tulips.
By putting flowers on its grave.
Give it a BOO-quet of flowers!
Because wanting to sound good is their OBJECTion
Because April showers, bring May flowers!
My girlfriend said it with flowers. How romantic. Not really she hit me round the head with a bunch of thorny roses !
A: They place flowers on the grave.
Because B's go after them!
Mom: Well son, your aunt really loves flowers! Son: Mom, what do you love Mom: Richard, stop asking so many questions!
A Romantic Jester!
A dandy lion!
It's a bouqet of forget-me-knots.
A: Because Bs like flowers.
Hello honey !
By laying flowers on their grave.
Sunflower.
You don't have to bring the flowers.
They have all of the anthers.
Cauliflowers!
A get wellephant !
Tulips
A firm believer
Well an erection of course.
Dad: yea sure yells up to me son, you live with this guy now!
My donation check to Feed the Children!
God: Uh huge grin cos I'm banging his wife raises hand up top
WHOSAGOODGIRRRRLLL Me: *looks around* *slowly raises hand*
It's hard to be thankful when KFC is closed
Because they don't appreciate random people knocking on their door.
A half hour of begging.
Budweiser
Immigrants
Decompose
There's Starbucks next to the headstone.
Fooling with a bee !
Vitamin bee !
