What did the ghost give his girlfriend on Halloween? A "booquet" of flower.
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It was a little daisy
Beez Nuts!
Petal to the nettle!
Chrysanthemum's the word.
You know you want it, Honey"
They bring flowers to his grave.
Pilgrims.
An oopsy daisy.
He's on route.
A florist.
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They're buds
Because they have all of the anthers!
By putting flowers on the grave
Petal.
ze Hoegaarden.
Orlando Bloom.
Cupigs!
Robbery with violets !
By putting flowers on the grave.
So you can't see their underplants.
A: Tulips.
By putting flowers on its grave.
Give it a BOO-quet of flowers!
Because wanting to sound good is their OBJECTion
Because April showers, bring May flowers!
My girlfriend said it with flowers. How romantic. Not really she hit me round the head with a bunch of thorny roses !
A: They place flowers on the grave.
Because B's go after them!
Mom: Well son, your aunt really loves flowers! Son: Mom, what do you love Mom: Richard, stop asking so many questions!
A Romantic Jester!
A dandy lion!
It's a bouqet of forget-me-knots.
A: Because Bs like flowers.
Hello honey !
By laying flowers on their grave.
Sunflower.
You don't have to bring the flowers.
They have all of the anthers.
Cauliflowers!
A get wellephant !
Tulips
Self-raising dead.
Blackbirds
Why does beer go faster through you than milk? Unlike milk it doesn't have to change color. Why does Budweiser go faster through you than beer? Unlike beer it doesn't have to change taste.
Immigrants
They're always by them shelves Just wanted to see if that library joke checked out Sorry for all the library jokes, I'll put them on hold
4: A bucket.. *Googles better school districts
The corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes, and the beanstalk.
Tell them a secret
A parent, Lee.
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I have left my Mark on Mars"
According to my neighbor it's 458 times.
It had a SPOILER on it.
Because it's too salty.
Soy milk. -Hola milk, soy tu padre. Edit : Removed the "es" that was bothering everyone