What did the ghost give his girlfriend on Halloween? A "booquet" of flower.
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It was a little daisy
Beez Nuts!
Petal to the nettle!
Chrysanthemum's the word.
You know you want it, Honey"
They bring flowers to his grave.
Pilgrims.
An oopsy daisy.
He's on route.
A florist.
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They're buds
Because they have all of the anthers!
By putting flowers on the grave
Petal.
ze Hoegaarden.
Orlando Bloom.
Cupigs!
Robbery with violets !
By putting flowers on the grave.
So you can't see their underplants.
A: Tulips.
By putting flowers on its grave.
Give it a BOO-quet of flowers!
Because wanting to sound good is their OBJECTion
Because April showers, bring May flowers!
My girlfriend said it with flowers. How romantic. Not really she hit me round the head with a bunch of thorny roses !
A: They place flowers on the grave.
Because B's go after them!
Mom: Well son, your aunt really loves flowers! Son: Mom, what do you love Mom: Richard, stop asking so many questions!
A Romantic Jester!
A dandy lion!
It's a bouqet of forget-me-knots.
A: Because Bs like flowers.
Hello honey !
By laying flowers on their grave.
Sunflower.
You don't have to bring the flowers.
They have all of the anthers.
Cauliflowers!
A get wellephant !
Tulips
Being a Somali Uber driver in Columbus, Ohio.
Because Botswana have fun.
Hallmark. God cares enough to send the very best.
Because the instructions usually say: "Take after meals."
You can say sorry at a funeral.
John, serious tone: "I dunno. Let's see who's missing" possible funniest thing john has said
Both leave you waiting for the drop.
A: Any way you want, concrete floors tend to be very hard to crack.
They ain't private ears. (I don't care if a six year old came to this first thirty years ago, it just came to me.)
My daughter: that's a secret
I.C. !
Husband: It's for you and your parents.
Oscar winners can thank BOTH of their parents.
Ask them to pronounce unionized.
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