What did the flower say to the bicycle?

Petal.

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Who sends flowers on Valentines Day?

Cupigs!

Why do flower beds have mulch?

So you can't see their underplants.

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Why couldn't the bicycle stand anymore?

It was two tired.

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was too tired...