What did the flower say to the bicycle?

Petal.

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What do you call it when you accidentally drop a flower?

An oopsy daisy.

What kind of flowers do you never give on Valentine's Day?

Cauliflowers!

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

What is the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle?

Attire.

What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

a tire.