What did the flower say to the bicycle?

Petal.

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Flower Jokes More Flower Jokes

Why is Princess Peach named after a fruit and Princess Daisy named after a flower?

Because wanting to sound good is their OBJECTion

What do you call a lion wearing a cravat and a flower in its mane?

A dandy lion!

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

Why can't a bicycle stand up by itself?

Because it is two-tired (too tired).

What do you call a bicycle made just for grandpas?

A popsicle!