What kind of flowers do you never give on Valentine's Day?

Cauliflowers!

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What kind of drink does a ghetto drinks?

A GHETTOrade

What kind of cell phone doesn't have a lock?

A Nokia

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How do parents in Africa celebrate their kid's first birthday?

They bring flowers to his grave.

Why do sailors give their wives a bouqet of ropes instead of flowers?

It's a bouqet of forget-me-knots.

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Who sends flowers on Valentines Day?

Cupigs!

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

I'm stuck on you!"