What kind of flowers do you never give on Valentine's Day?

Cauliflowers!

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What kind of movies do scurvy circles enjoy?

rated movies.

What kind of exercise does Ned Flanders like to do?

Diddily-squats.

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Why does the letter A look like a flower?

A: Because Bs like flowers.

Why did the flower fall over?

It was a little daisy

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How can you celebrate Christmas if you don't believe in God?

I responded with, "How can you celebrate Valentine's Day if nobody loves you "

What's your emer- She said don't get her anything for Valentine's Day! 911: And you didn't?

No! 911: Placing you in protective custody.