What kind of flowers do you never give on Valentine's Day?

Cauliflowers!

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What kind of dog lives in a particle accelerator?

A Fermilabrador Retriever.

What kind of a battery does Dj Khaled use?

A Li-ion battery.

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Why do flowers and beer get along so well?

They're buds

Why are flowers the best test takers?

They have all of the anthers.

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What did the caveman give his wife on Valentine's Day?

Ughs and kisses!

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

I'm stuck on you!"