What kind of flowers do you never give on Valentine's Day?

Cauliflowers!

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What do you call the belief that one kind of shoe is better than another?

Shoepremacy.

What kind of dog sniffs out new flowers ?

A bud hound !

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Why did the flower fall over?

It was a little daisy

How to Ethiopians celebrate their child's first birthday?

A: They place flowers on the grave.

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Who sends flowers on Valentines Day?

Cupigs!

How can you celebrate Christmas if you don't believe in God?

I responded with, "How can you celebrate Valentine's Day if nobody loves you "