What kind of flowers do you never give on Valentine's Day?

Cauliflowers!

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What kind of television do horses like?

A: Saddle-lite TV

What kind of dog does Sauron have?

A La-Barad-dr

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Why do flower beds have mulch?

So you can't see their underplants.

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Because B's go after them!

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What did the caveman give his wife on Valentine's Day?

Ughs and kisses!

What's the difference between the calendar and you?

A calendar has a date on Valentine's day.