What kind of cell phone doesn't have a lock?

A Nokia

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Nokia Jokes More Nokia Jokes

What do you have if you don't have a Kia?

A Nokia.

What did Nokia's executives say when the iPhone launched?

We're Finnished."

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of nuts go on your feet?

Cashews.

What kind of noise annoys an oyster?

A noisy noise annoys an oyster.

Cell Phone Jokes More Cell Phone Jokes

Why should all teenagers get a case for their cell phones?

Because they should use protection to practice safe text

What's your cell phone?

iPhone. - No, I meant the number. - It's a 6. - No, to contact you. - I don't use it for that.

Lock Jokes More Lock Jokes

Why did the chicken lock itself in the freezer?

to get to the other side.

Why did the black man walk into a bar?

Because the cell door was still locked.