What kind of cell phone doesn't have a lock?

A Nokia

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Nokia Jokes More Nokia Jokes

What does it take to break a Nokia phone?

Microsoft.

Why do terrorist use Nokia phones?

so they can reuse the phone after the explosion

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What kind of stationary can't you defend yourself with?

A TACK

What kind of name is Joaquin?

It's not Russian

Cell Phone Jokes More Cell Phone Jokes

Why should all teenagers get a case for their cell phones?

Because they should use protection to practice safe text

What's your cell phone?

iPhone. - No, I meant the number. - It's a 6. - No, to contact you. - I don't use it for that.

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Why does Yasuo never get locked out?

Because he always "hasaki!"

What makes you really cool?

Getting locked inside a walk-in freezer