Why should all teenagers get a case for their cell phones?

Because they should use protection to practice safe text

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Which program do Jedis use to open PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi.

How do you subdue a large snake?

You use a boa restrictor

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Why should all teenagers get a case for their cell phones?

Because they should use protection to practice safe text

Why did Frodo set his cell phone to vibrate?

He was afraid the ring would give him away.

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Why did the boxer sprinkle cocaine on his exercise rope?

He wanted to practice the rope-a-dope.

Why should all teenagers get a case for their cell phones?

Because they should use protection to practice safe text

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What do you call an Asian prize fighter who's dad has a serious case of diarrhea?

A slap happy jappy with a crap happy pappy

Why do golfers bring an spare change of pants?

Just in case they get a hole in one. Credit to

Teenager Jokes More Teenager Jokes

How's a fart and a teenager alike?

Because once you go to sleep, you can't trust either of them to not sneak out.

What's the difference between a teenager and a radioactive element?

Radioactive elements last longer.

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Why should all teenagers get a case for their cell phones?

Because they should use protection to practice safe text

Why do donut shops not hire security?

Because Cops go there willingly. Free security and protection.