Why should all teenagers get a case for their cell phones?

Because they should use protection to practice safe text

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Why dont they use phone books in China?

Because they have so many Wing's and Wong's That they might Wing the Wong Numba!!!

Why did the boy stop using his Sony, his Boombox, and his Bose Radio?

He stopped believing in stereotypes.

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Why should all teenagers get a case for their cell phones?

Because they should use protection to practice safe text

How do neurons communicate?

Cell phones

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Whats the most important aspect of gun safety to practice around a feminist?

Trigger discipline

Why do geologists have children with birth defects?

Because they practice relative dating!

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Why did the cowboy sleep with his saddle?

In case of any night mares!

Why do police in the US carry a tazer and pepper spray?

In case they run out of bullets.

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What was the buffalo's last words to his teenager as he sent him off to college?

Bison

Why do teenagers want to work for Intel?

Core i3, i5, i7... ican't even! Edited from: >They can't even

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Why do donut shops not hire security?

Because Cops go there willingly. Free security and protection.

Why should all teenagers get a case for their cell phones?

Because they should use protection to practice safe text