Why should all teenagers get a case for their cell phones?

Because they should use protection to practice safe text

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What does Popeye use to toss his salad?

Olive Oil.

What evil do the USA and Darth Vader have in common?

Using imperial units.

Cell Phone Jokes More Cell Phone Jokes

How do you call a prison inmate?

With a cell phone.

How do neurons communicate?

Cell phones

Practice Jokes More Practice Jokes

How do you hit those high notes?

Adam Levine: I sold my soul to the devil. Interviewer: Excuse me Adam Levine: Practice.

Why do blondes always drink with straws?

A: Practice.

Case Jokes More Case Jokes

What did the otter say to the guy whose ankle he pooped on?

Spraint your ankle!" Just in case:

What should be done in case of apparent drowning?

Take the parent out of the water

Teenager Jokes More Teenager Jokes

What does Facebook and a conversation between two teenagers have in common?

A lot of likes

What fruit worries teenagers the most?

A promegranate.

Protection Jokes More Protection Jokes

Why did the computer get a virus?

He wasn't using protection.

What is 1 + 1?

3 if you don't use protection.