Why should all teenagers get a case for their cell phones?

Because they should use protection to practice safe text

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What do you call a second hand gold necklace?

Recyc-bling (I'm pretty sure I thought of this myself but I used to smoke the Mary Jane a lot so......)

What do you use to find Greek restaurants?

A gyroscope.

Cell Phone Jokes More Cell Phone Jokes

How do you call a prison inmate?

With a cell phone.

What's your cell phone?

iPhone. - No, I meant the number. - It's a 6. - No, to contact you. - I don't use it for that.

Practice Jokes More Practice Jokes

What would Dorothy have said if she practiced Yoga instead of new age magical thinking?

There's no place like OM.

Why would a Catholic priest start practicing at a prison?

He ran out of little boys

Case Jokes More Case Jokes

What did the otter say to the guy whose ankle he pooped on?

Spraint your ankle!" Just in case:

What is a detective duck supposed to do?

Quack the case! I'll show myself out.

Teenager Jokes More Teenager Jokes

How's a fart and a teenager alike?

Because once you go to sleep, you can't trust either of them to not sneak out.

How many teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It takes 1 to screw it in, and 99 to tweet about it.

Protection Jokes More Protection Jokes

Why should all teenagers get a case for their cell phones?

Because they should use protection to practice safe text

Why did the computer get a virus?

He wasn't using protection.