Why should all teenagers get a case for their cell phones?

Because they should use protection to practice safe text

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Why should you never use r/television 's fridge to store mutton?

It always spoils the GoT.

How are skunks able to avoid danger?

By using their instinks and common scents!

Cell Phone Jokes More Cell Phone Jokes

Why should all teenagers get a case for their cell phones?

Because they should use protection to practice safe text

What do prisoners used to talk to each other in jail?

Cell Phones.

Practice Jokes More Practice Jokes

What is your preferred type of birth control?

Well, its not preferred, but I practice abstinence."

How do you know you can't trust doctors and lawyers?

Because they both "practice" their professions.

Case Jokes More Case Jokes

What has a slice of burnt toast and a pregnant girlfriend got in common?

In both cases you wish you took it out a few seconds earlier.

What hurts more giving birth or being kicked in the balls?

A women will normally want more children after a year or two. No man has ever wanted another kick in the balls. Case closed.

Teenager Jokes More Teenager Jokes

What was the buffalo's last words to his teenager as he sent him off to college?

Bison

How many teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It takes 1 to screw it in, and 99 to tweet about it.

Protection Jokes More Protection Jokes

Why should all teenagers get a case for their cell phones?

Because they should use protection to practice safe text

Who Conquers All *obviously, this is read in the man's grizzled voice* What's the difference between your mother and a motorcycle?

When I ride a motorcycle... I wear protection.