What does Samuel Jackson say when he is mugging you?

What's in your wallet?

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What is the difference between a magician and Bernie Sanders?

The magician returns your wallet at the end of the performance

Why did the poor art collector only buy miniature paintings?

He wanted more Monet in his wallet.

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What did the German physicist call his beer mug?

Ein stein.

What do you call an Asian getting mugged?

Black and Yellow