What does Samuel Jackson say when he is mugging you?

What's in your wallet?

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How long are you supposed to chase someone after your wallet gets stolen?

Because I'm tired of running and he's catching up....

What do you get when you fart on your wallet?

Gas money

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Why did the coffee file a police report?

It got mugged.

What did Meghan Trainor say when she got mugged?

Please sir, I don't want any treble.