What does Samuel Jackson say when he is mugging you?

What's in your wallet?

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What is the difference between a magician and Bernie Sanders?

The magician returns your wallet at the end of the performance

Why do people keep a picture of their wife and kids in their wallet?

To remind them why there's no money in it

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What crime was committed against the coffee?

He was mugged.

What did Meghan Trainor say when she got mugged?

Please sir, I don't want any treble.