What does Samuel Jackson say when he is mugging you?

What's in your wallet?

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What does Samuel Jackson say when he is mugging you?

What's in your wallet?

Why do wallets make so much noise?

Because money talks.

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What is a conservative?

A: A liberal who's been mugged.

What did the plate say to the mug?

Food's on me tonight.