Why did the poor art collector only buy miniature paintings?

He wanted more Monet in his wallet.

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Why do beavers spend a fortune on the Internet?

They never want to log off.

What's the most popular red wine?

We want our land back!!

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How does a man show he's planning for the future?

He buys two cases of beer instead of one.

How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard of hearing?

HEY! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!

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How long are you supposed to chase someone after your wallet gets stolen?

Because I'm tired of running and he's catching up....

What is the difference between a magician and Bernie Sanders?

The magician returns your wallet at the end of the performance

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Why did the thieves get caught after robbing the Louvre?

Cause they didn't have the Monet to get Degas to make the van Gogh.

Why didn't the art thief get away?

Because he didn't have to Monet to pay the Guy to make the Van Gogh.