Why did the poor art collector only buy miniature paintings?

He wanted more Monet in his wallet.

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What did the baby skunk want to be when he grew up?

A big stinker!

Why wouldn't the sow let her piglets play with toads?

She didn't want them to grow into wart hogs.

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What ya doin'?

She said "Buying luggage."

Why does she keep cleaning the floors?

Me: Her stepsisters make her. 5: She should just buy a Roomba.

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Why is New Jersey called the Garden State?

Cause you're always guardin' your wallet, guardin' your car, and guardin' your house.

What does Samuel Jackson say when he is mugging you?

What's in your wallet?

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Who is the richest painter ever?

Monet.

Why didn't the art thief get away?

Because he didn't have to Monet to pay the Guy to make the Van Gogh.