To remind them why there's no money in it
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Cause you're always guardin' your wallet, guardin' your car, and guardin' your house.
He wanted more Monet in his wallet.
What's in your wallet?
For identification.
The magician returns your wallet at the end of the performance
Because money talks.
Because I'm tired of running and he's catching up....
Gas money
The Bartender says, "For you No charge."
Because proper-tea is theft.
That's how you set the bar high.
Garbage gets picked up!
New Jersey had first choice.
Eh?
A: Well first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
My couch pulls out.
Pulled a muscle.
Because it's a turd!
I love green 'cos it reminds me of blue.
They both go off again two minutes later to remind me of the same thing.
You straight jack it.
Nothing, they both run, jump, shoot and steal.
By saving the gas money!
