To remind them why there's no money in it
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Cause you're always guardin' your wallet, guardin' your car, and guardin' your house.
He wanted more Monet in his wallet.
What's in your wallet?
For identification.
The magician returns your wallet at the end of the performance
Because money talks.
Because I'm tired of running and he's catching up....
Gas money
The Bartender says, "For you No charge."
The optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel. The pessimist sees nothing. And the realist sees the train.
Popcorn.
Because it's a turd!
By saving the gas money!
Collect unemployment insurance!
A gf gif gift grift
Am I supposed to pick my favorite
Procrastination!
Because he had a membership.
A doctor you racist.
Because it was Low key
for 2 weeks.
Cause they don't want no beef Edit: I'm going to crawl back into my hole now
A: Anything you want. He can't hear you.
