To remind them why there's no money in it
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Cause you're always guardin' your wallet, guardin' your car, and guardin' your house.
He wanted more Monet in his wallet.
What's in your wallet?
For identification.
The magician returns your wallet at the end of the performance
Because money talks.
Because I'm tired of running and he's catching up....
Gas money
The Bartender says, "For you No charge."
Because all the ones that can run, jump and swim are already in America.
The mare, of course
The older they are, the easier they are to pick up.
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With the hedgehog the pricks can be seen on the outside and with a Jeep the prick can be seen on the inside.
Innuend-O
Plastic Italians.
Because the pictures were way to shaky......
And why does he paint so many pictures of my parents fighting?
A: From chasing cars.
Snow Petrol!
With Monet
Because he didn't have to Monet to pay the Guy to make the Van Gogh.
Unlike other carpenters, Jesus may actually return one day
