To remind them why there's no money in it
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Cause you're always guardin' your wallet, guardin' your car, and guardin' your house.
He wanted more Monet in his wallet.
What's in your wallet?
For identification.
The magician returns your wallet at the end of the performance
Because money talks.
Because I'm tired of running and he's catching up....
Gas money
The Bartender says, "For you No charge."
Only one, but they have to turn it on and off 50 times before they're sure it's fixed.
They act too paowerful
I don't see the point
Person 1 : Suggest me a good phone to buy nowadays. Person 2 : Microsoft Lumia 950 XL is good for winters, will keep you warm. Very warm. Person 1 : So what about summers then? Person 2 : Same, it freezes often as well
Because it was Elise
One hundred and one. Two to wash it, one to dry it, and ninety eight to talk about how dirty it was.
Because they run over sleepers.
Because it invovles running, shooting, and stealing.
Husband: I will go mad with grief. Wife (a bit glad): You wouldn't remarry, would you Husband: You never know. A mad man can do anything!
Patient: I'm feeling lonely with chill girl and 60 other persons
A joke about what kind of dough does an italian use to make seb bread, with really good delivery.
Because there could be an Italian dressing inside.
So they can carry their tune
A CART-ilage
I don't even wanna talk to the living.
Me: Shhh! This is my fantasy & burritos don't talk.
