Why do wallets make so much noise?

Because money talks.

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What do you call a bug that can't talk?

A hoarse fly.

Who's there ! Bolivia ! Boliva who ?

Boliva me I know what I'm talking about !

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What do you call it when a bison borrows money from you?

A buffa

Why does the Catholic Church have so much money?

Because Jesus saves.

Wallet Jokes More Wallet Jokes

Why is New Jersey called the Garden State?

Cause you're always guardin' your wallet, guardin' your car, and guardin' your house.

What do you get when you fart on your wallet?

Gas money

Noise Jokes More Noise Jokes

What noise does a nut make when it has a cold?

CASHEWW!

What do women and police cars have in common?

They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming.