Because money talks.
Her: Yep, and pillows don't talk. I think we're bonding.
Fart
A:('He wanted cold hard cash!')
It's not about the money. It's about sending a message!
He wanted more Monet in his wallet.
The magician returns your wallet at the end of the performance
It is the same noise the elastic bands that launch their nuclear missiles make
Because every morning they wake up thinking "What *is* that noise Oh, right, *of course* !"
