Why do wallets make so much noise?

Because money talks.

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What did one rock say to the other?

Ha, you really think rocks can talk

What did the owl say to the squirrel?

Nothing. Because owls don't talk. Then it ate the squirrel, because owls are birds of prey.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

How do you starve a right wing christian?

Hide their money in their bible.

What's the difference between a race car and a woman?

One costs a lot of money to maintain, keep running, and give you the results you want. The other has four wheels.

Wallet Jokes More Wallet Jokes

Why do wallets make so much noise?

Because money talks.

What do you get when you fart on your wallet?

Gas money

Noise Jokes More Noise Jokes

What do women and police cars have in common?

They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming.

What noise does a ceiling fan make?

GO CEILING!!! WHOOOHOOO!!!! YOUR NUMBER ONE!! YAY, CEILING RULES!!!