Why do wallets make so much noise?

Because money talks.

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What are you stupid?

That's a goat!" He says "I wasn't talking to you."

Why did the pony have such a hard time talking?

He was a little horse

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

Why was the fruit farmer losing money?

He couldn't grow a pear

What kind of money do monsters use?

Weirdo (weird dough).

Wallet Jokes More Wallet Jokes

What does Samuel Jackson say when he is mugging you?

What's in your wallet?

What do you get when you fart on your wallet?

Gas money

Noise Jokes More Noise Jokes

What makes the noise of a cow when you turn it upside down?

A cow.

Why don't bunnies make noise when they make love?

Because they have cotton balls.