Why don't you go down on a girl first thing in the morning?

Haven't you ever peeled apart a hot grilled cheese sandwich?

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Grill Jokes More Grill Jokes

How can you tell if a hamburger was grilled in space?

It's a little meteor.

Why don't Mexicans have BBQs?

Because the beans keep falling through the grill.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

How do you keep a homo in suspense?

I'll tell you in the morning.

What's the difference between work and your daughter?

I'm not coming into work this morning!"

Peel Jokes More Peel Jokes

Why are oranges like bells?

You can peel (peal) both of them.

What did the Banana say to the Monkey?

Yo You peel me