Why don't you go down on a girl first thing in the morning?

Haven't you ever peeled apart a hot grilled cheese sandwich?

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Grill Jokes More Grill Jokes

Why don't men want to go down on a woman first thing in the morning?

have you ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese?

Why is it so hard for an eighty year old woman to pee in the morning?

Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese?!

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

How are you able to stay in bed all morning without getting up to pee?

He replied... ...It's hard

What's the difference between this morning and your daughter?

Boss: I don't know. Guy: I'm not coming in this morning!

Peel Jokes More Peel Jokes

Why couldn't the banana get a date?

It didn't have a peel.

Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling very well.